Bendy ruler

Skeppy.

Kid 1: THE BENDY RULER KEEPS TROLLING MUFFIN RACIST BOY HALO AGAIN!!!
Kid 2: Oh! It’s because he’s in love with him remember?
Kid 3: So true

by 14 y/o ping spoofer May 30, 2022

whats got your ruler in a bend

ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.

guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?

by Ryukzzzzzz June 28, 2021

Iron ruler

Some one who rules iron

Take it how you want iron ruler

by Hmug February 10, 2021

straighter than a ruler

Someone who likes the opposite gender only and usually very strongly.

“Heh Becca, did you hear about that new kid named Noah?”
“Yeah, he’s straighter than a ruler.”

by veryuglycarrot November 22, 2022

Irish Ruler

(Noun) A precision measurement device, 12 inches in length, used as a standard in golf when providing distances from a specific point. When giving a measurement with this device, it is generally specified in the measurement.

He hit is golf ball 3 inches from the hole, measured by an Irish Ruler, or 1/4 of an Irish Ruler.

by Nadpoleus September 07, 2013

Get out the ruler

An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.

I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.

by Lumacurve June 04, 2018

Rulering

verb: The act of measuring one's dick, hypothetically, to prove one's worth is greater than another. Typically done by males, although females have also been known to participate.

Bro 1: Hey dude, my band I'm in just got signed up to play in a show next month, isn't that sweet?
Bro 2: I mean, are you guys even that good?
Bro 1: Yeah man, I once self booked a cross country tour.
Bro 2: Are you seriously going to start rulering right now?

by DJEagle June 25, 2018