McDonalds

The evilest restaurant in the world. You can be sure that everything on their menu is not what it says and will make you fat within ten seconds.

"McDonalds is the most evil place on Earth."

by JOHNNY BIANCHINO January 31, 2017

McDonalds

The true definition of cancer

My grandmother got rabies from a mickydees burger yesterday...
McDonalds: *cough

Doctor: diagnosed 100,000,000 victims with cancer...

by xXпRIIOпXx May 21, 2018

mcdonalds

a place where people get even fatter than they were before now you can get fat for a low price!!!!!

hey wanna go to mcdonalds
and get fat? hell yea

by anonymous_loser May 19, 2018

McDonalds

The only fast food place that is never more than 99 miles from your location, even if you are in the middle of nowhere.

Fuck! Yo John, We’re out of food!
I’ll drive to the closest McDonalds, so I’ll be back in an hour.
But we’re in the desert!
That don’t matter!

by .&:&3&83 March 15, 2018

McDonalds

Fake Food in Cardboard boxes

McDonalds bud da BA BA I've gotta shit

by Rubberduck15 May 18, 2017

McDonalded

McDonalded is synonymous with failure. It is used to describe someone who is "up a creek without a paddle", hopeless, lost, lacking a productive future. This term is race specific as it only applies to white people who cheat, steal and Lie. Generally, being "McDonalded" is far worse than being a Nigger.

"Kevin, down at the trailer park, better pay his rent or he'll be McDonalded again!"
"Kevin borrowed money from Tim, and when it came time to repay it , Kevin refused and totally McDonlalded Tim."
"Everyone avoided Kevin knowing that sooner or later , they too, would be McDonalded."

by Shane Pinfist January 22, 2018

McDonald's

Because you only have four dollars

I am going to sue McDonald's for making me fat.

by Nutella and friends October 2, 2017