Douche llama

Another name which can be used to describe the general psychological state of the masses (also known as sheeple, sleep walkers, the herd, etc. ). Douche llamas wander aimlessly through life without much thought or concern in regards to how they are spending that life. They are not able to think for themselves, are generally quite boring and uninteresting to socialize with, but at the very least, douche llamas CAN be good for a hump or two... Sometimes even 3...but a 3 hump douche llama is as hard to find as a 4 leaf clover, so are few and far between.
Llamas dont have humps... Thats a camel. What a douche llama!! Wonder what a llama toe looks like?
by Seanonamous October 23, 2017
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sticky llama

When a female allows her male partner to ejaculate in her mouth then spits it in his face.
Megan said, "While giving Tyler head he came in my mouth. I had to sticky llama his ass."
by Macho Sto November 05, 2015
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alexis llamas

AKA Llamas/Teen Jesus.....undefinably the greatest person to ever walk the Earth. She is capable of talents she has no recognition of yet, yet she will part red seas and turn water into wine. She will dine on waves of divine light, as she sits upon baby duck feathers. "Is she even real?" I question my sanity as I bask in the glory of her greatness. She is the most brilliant creation of our fine creator, God.
I can't believe Alexis Llamas is standing hear. I want to cry.
by thewebster1996 October 11, 2013
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Hama Llama

The act of fucking the absolute shit out of a girl.
I went hama llama on Mackenzie's girl last night.
by Supaepik September 17, 2014
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Llama Hair

A process that smoothly or fabulous just like a Llama's hair.
That move was llama hair, nothing went wrong.
by llamalicious99 November 17, 2020
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llama titties

kamoren james mathew kaufman is the biggest llama tittie i know
Kaitlyn : you are fucking llama titties
kamoren : well duh poop stain
by fuckingtwatbitch July 01, 2015
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Llama eater

The one that wears 'the pants' in the relationship; takes control / takes the powerful role while the other is quiet and obedient. The llama eater 'EATS' the llama.
'YO, Alexia is SUCH a llama eater, look at her chompin' on Gray's head.'
'I disagree, Gray is a feirce jaguar, he ain't no llama. He'd eat Alexia in a heartbeat.'
by Vanessa M. November 08, 2008
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