Lettuce

Hilarious - Really Funny

Not sure of the origin, but it works well to describe anything that is funny.

1. That comedian last night was fucking lettuce! I couldn't stop laughing.

2. Person 1: "What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A Senator."

Person 2: "Lettuce!"

by Brainbarf July 12, 2013

hippy lettuce

Another term for weed or pot, often used to denigrate users or flower children in general.

Bill Walton was such a Deadhead I'm sure he smoked the hippy lettuce.

by rkevins82 May 16, 2005

Lettuce be cereal

A fun way to say : Let us be serious

Person 1: Duur huur
Person 2: Lettuce be cereal

Person 1: Alright, whats up?

by Akiray December 28, 2011

LETTUCE LICKER

This is basically a lesbian

Did you know that Kim is a Lettuce Licker?

by Joey February 16, 2005

devils lettuce

a slang term for marijuana. there is also weed, pot, reefer. etc. this list goes on, blah blah blah

"brad is such a pot head"
'yeah he really likes his devils lettuce, doesnt he?"

by lyzzieloo January 02, 2008

lettuce leaf

Plesantly shaped vaginal lips. Keith Burtons well proportioned.

"Come on Nik, I know it's our first night together but I really want you to take me to bed and lose me forever."

"Okay Ali, let the dog see the rabbit."

"Oh Nik, you say the sexiest things."

"Hmm. Nice lettuce leaf."

"Wow."

by The Strut October 25, 2004

Pink Lettuce

n. The flaps of a woman's vagina.

Wanting to eat a balanced meal, John dove right into the Pink Lettuce.

by Tazrocks2k March 31, 2003