When an obese person (generally male) bits the Keg hose up his anus and proceeds to belly flop into a pile of vomit.
by BGBRLY December 06, 2019
KEGS Nuneaton is in a fierce battle with North Warwickshire College on two fronts. The first being the race to produce the highest number of Marxists to be sent out into the wider Nuneaton area. The second being the race to produce the highest net output of vape fumes in Warwickshire. Both colleges have been so successful in this quest that both of their smoking areas have been granted protected status by the Association of English Vapers. What sets KEGS Nuneaton above North Warwickshire college, though, is the ability of its students to 'infect' Nuneaton with these traits. Whereas the sole requirement of North Warwickshire college when it was granted planning permission was to build it as far away from public amenities as possible, KEGS Nuneaton escaped that restriction and was allowed to be built just 500 yards from the infamous Nuneaton town centre. As a result of this, Nuneaton town centre resembles the sky above a coal factory chimney with the levels of vape fumes emitted at lunchtimes when KEGS' students swarm the town in search of either a Greggs steak bake or a McDonalds double cheeseburger, both much-loved food items amongst Nuneatonians. The fume situation has become so bad that Nuneaton Council have been forced to install specialist air quality control systems, manned by designated 'Vape Wardens', tasked with preventing an excessive proportion of vapes being used in within the perimeter of McDonalds and Greggs respectively.
*bus pulls up*
Driver: "Where you off to?"
Student: "KEGS Nuneaton please."
Driver: *activates vape addict alert system*
*vape addict alert system blares*
*Vape Warden Mobile Deployment vehicle pulls up*
Vape Wardens: (in unison) "Empty your pockets!"
*student drops vape on floor*
*student is shot.*
Driver: "Where you off to?"
Student: "KEGS Nuneaton please."
Driver: *activates vape addict alert system*
*vape addict alert system blares*
*Vape Warden Mobile Deployment vehicle pulls up*
Vape Wardens: (in unison) "Empty your pockets!"
*student drops vape on floor*
*student is shot.*
by Suntan Dave November 09, 2023
n. A person who strictly attends parties that have kegs. This person generally will not throw down for said keg but rather steal a cup, or in most cases bring their own.
Normal dude: Hey come to this rager.
Keg head: Is there a keg?
Normal dude: Yeah, but I think it's tapped.
Keg head: Nevermind.
Keg head: Is there a keg?
Normal dude: Yeah, but I think it's tapped.
Keg head: Nevermind.
by cutegirlsmmmm October 11, 2010
same as Beer Gut. made as a comment from a person with a beer gut to a person with a six pack abs, as a comparison saying that what they have is better.
by oorah-cheeto August 28, 2010
"Did you guys see that sly dog keg slipping like pro last night?"
"Hard. Ain't no one keg slip like that"
"Hard. Ain't no one keg slip like that"
by b0gal0 May 11, 2014
Stockton: "Ey, Wes! Down to drink this keg nectar until we pass out in pools of our own vomit and urine?"
Wes: "Yee-haw!"
Wes: "Yee-haw!"
by Roach UVa November 30, 2008
A person with a strong tolerance to beer who outdrinks, out beer-pongs, and out beer bongs everybody at the party.
"Damn Jimmy! Go easy on the beer Man!" , Jimmy replies with a earpiercing belch, "Aaahhhhgg Im the keg-trotter, satisfy my bottomless thirst!"
by paulmachine February 05, 2016