a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg

When your teacher tries to fit in with the rest of the Gen-Z generation but then look here and find out they said @$?#! in front of the whole class!

Student: "a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg"

Teacher: (says same thing) then looks it up *in shock*

by April 10, 2023

Colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg

Really, really, REALLY freakin' cold. Only barely above absolute zero. This shit is death.

"Yeesh, have you been outside since that blizzard started?"
"Eh?"
"It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!"
"Dayum!"

by Jon B-C January 26, 2014

Iceberging

When a gentleman who is naked in a pool floats upwards and his erect penis breaks the surface.

"What's that sticking out of the water by Noah?"
"Oh, he's just iceberging."

by ThatEffer February 22, 2024

iceberging

When you freeze a large shit log and then use it as a frozen dildo.

"Honey - I was thinking about iceberging you tonight?"
"You read my mind - I'll pull one out of the freezer!"

by Bertonius February 05, 2016

Iceberg Sim

A too cute zillenial girl with an angelic face, ready stash of Cellular Deconstructed Cannabinoid Gummies, tight schedules, and weird notions of Yogi Pooh Taboo-boo Love. Iceberg Sim does for the zill what Iceberg Slim did for the pimp, Simone de Bolivar for the cigar, and Joseph Fry for the chocolate bar: she’ll articulate your thoughts and feelings like never before.

I can meet you at eight, but first I gotta connect with Iceberg Sim in the alley at six for a fix of visual insubordination.

by Mr. Wu December 15, 2024

Iceberg Sim

A far too cute zillenial girl with disarming angelic grace, ready stash of Cellular Deconstructed Cannabinoid Gummies, pocket book genius vibe, tight schedules, and weird notions of Yogi Pooh Taboo-boo Love. Iceberg Sim does for the zill what Iceberg Slim did for the pimp, Simone de Bolivar for the cigar, and Joseph Fry for the chocolate bar: she’ll articulate your thoughts and feelings like never before.

I can meet you at eight, but first I gotta connect with Iceberg Sim in the alley at six for a fix of visual insubordination.

by Mr. Wu December 15, 2024

Iceberg Sim

A too cute zillenial girl with an angelic face, a ready stash of Cellular Deconstructed Cannabinoid Gummies, tight schedules, and weird notions of Yogi Pooh Taboo-boo Love. Iceberg Sim does for the zill what Iceberg Slim did for the pimp, Simone de Bolivar for the cigar, and Joseph Fry for the chocolate bar: she’ll articulate your thoughts and feelings like never before.

I can meet you at eight, but first I gotta connect with Iceberg Sim at six for a fix of visual insubordination.

by Mr. Wu December 15, 2024