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Why the actual fuck are almost all the posts on here about some goofy ah shit that often has to do with sex? Like seriously guys, if you're that lonely go make yourself an A.I. generated girlfriend or a cup of tea so you can cry all night without getting sleepy, I honestly couldn't care less, but just stop reading all these bullshit posts and actually go learn something off of abcmouse.com because you forgot to do that when you were 6 so now you're having to do it again so you don't fail that final as a junior in college, like I definitely didn't. Come on guys, there's always something better that you could be doing, no matter what time of day. That's all I have to say for now, but please take this at least somewhat serious, though I realize that'll be hard to do cause I wrote this like a fucking 3rd grader but screw it; Hope to see you all on the other side, even if it does take completing ABC Mouse twice or more. Good luck starting a better life.
Why the hell is this place so horny? Like, seriously, go get a better life and job.

"Settle down, have kids, don't be a dick."
-Ghandi
by PORGSSSS October 19, 2023
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Like, the hell you say

An expression of intense disagreement, dismissal, or incredulity.
I am in charge here, what I say goes. Like, the hell you say!
by Mr. Actor 125 April 22, 2021
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GOD DAMN IT KRIS! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?

Susie from a game named DELTARUNE asking his friend kris WHERE THE FUCK THEY ARE.
Susie: GOD DAMN IT KRIS! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?
Kris: *awkward silence*
by poiuqwr February 10, 2023
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a big plate of shut the hell up

n.
a metaphorical meal sarcastically offered to a person whining and inquiring about food to somebody who doesn't feel like providing actual food for them
p1: "I'm hunnnnngry. What's for dinner?"
p2: "A big plate of shut the hell up."
by Paraprax December 12, 2018
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shut-the-hell-up time

1. (noun) The time when one needs to shut the hell up ( this must be said by outbursting in the middle of someones sentence).
guy1: " you won't believe what happened yesterday, it was sooooooo cool. what happened was...."

guy2: (looks at watch)" oh boy, looks like it's shut-the-hell-up time!!!"
by Wesley Watson January 2, 2008
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Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer? or whpmf (as a abbreviation) can be said in replace of ‘what the hell is going on?’ or ‘what the fuck’.
jill: on top of the fridge

ryan: walks in

ryan: who the hell put the muffins in the freezer?
by that.ali3n August 23, 2020
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What The Hell

Boy :Man....a typhoon is coming up..
Man :What the hell did you say just now? (surprised)
by kroitt27 May 21, 2009
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