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Haggis

A woman (typically Scottish) with a soft vagina
Woman-my Haggis was destroyed last night by Spicy McHaggis
by Herpesbacon April 6, 2017
mugGet the Haggismug.

Haggis Fanny

Term used for the unwashed genitalia of a Scottish female.
Fern has such a haggis fanny, she needs a wash.
by Theunforgivable12345 December 28, 2021
mugGet the Haggis Fannymug.

haggis

a small rough haired four legged creature that has shorter legs on one side than the other . Scottish people kill haggises to eat and if they didn't the haggis would walk up a mountain in spirals and die at the top due to the size of their legs
it is haggis hunting season
by spleenlover August 31, 2022
mugGet the haggismug.

haggis packer

A term used to call someone gay, usually towards Scottish people.

This term is often used with the classic Scottish sarcasm. Therefore, this can be a friendly greeting as well as an insult. The same way Scottish people call each other “cunts” all the time as a friendly greeting.

Using this with the intent as a homophobic insult in Scotland could potentially be perceived as a hate crime under the Hate Crime & Public Order (Scotland) Act 2021.

However, using it as a sarcastic greeting among normal friends is just part of the classic Scottish banter.
Friendly Greeting (In Sarcastic Scottish Accent):
“How’s it going ya filthy haggis packer?”

Insult (Homophobic Tendencies):
“Fuck off ya filthy haggis packer!”
“Suck me aff ya disgusting haggis-packing bastard!”
by PP04 January 18, 2023
mugGet the haggis packermug.

Haggis

The most peak food of all time traditionally eaten by Irish Ngas and Bangladesh PAKIS, sometimes by Egyptian pussies.
Made by sheep stomach and beef mince.
Connor: Yo what did you have for dinner?
Aayan: 4 million kilograms of haggis
by Dingamasala October 6, 2025
mugGet the Haggismug.

Ya haggis

{worst cunt}
{tramps arse}
by G lingo February 1, 2019
mugGet the Ya haggismug.

Haggis Humper

The tight-fisted haggis humpers queued up outside Lidls for hours when they heard kestrel lager was on special offer.
by StrawberrySpamm January 12, 2009
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