dirty dorito

a social event where a group of men stand around a single dorito and jerk off and blow their load onto the dorito where the last one to blow has to eat the filled dorito.

Kevin still can't get the taste of the dirty dorito out of his mouth that he ate last week.

by bobby d August 09, 2006

Doritos Face

When someone overuse spray tanning or normal tanning and have their face completely orange as a doritos, you can call her a doritos

*Douchebag and douchegirl pass by*

- Hey look at those doritos face
- They must taste like nachos
- Hahaha

by blumpkin666 February 09, 2011

dorito tits

dorito tits A term used to describe a male person who has grown a large set of bitch tits from eating too many doritos. Can also be used to refer to a female person who's breasts have lost all of their fullness and shape and resemble a dorito, normally after having children and breast feeding. A close relation to cheese tits

Check out that dude, he's got dorito tits.

Check out that chick, she's got dorito tits.

by Stevie Vodka August 02, 2007

Dorito Eater

an individual (typically a male) that spends much of his freetime during adolescence watching pornography in the privacy of his basement/darkened bedroom/at a friend's house while simultaneously consuming -ito dust-covered chips (usually Nacho Cheesier Doritos). A D.E. (Dorito Eater) is marked by his inability to "get some" in the real world. Even though most individuals exit their D.E. phase by the age of 15, a former D.E. is easily identifiable by his didgy-dodgy behaviors involving women.

"It was so weird...when he asked me to suck his fingers while we were hooking up, I could almost taste the Doritos on his fingers from seven years ago. He's such a Dorito Eater"

by Rosco1 October 18, 2011

Doritos Carnitas

Combining the classic American tortilla chip and jerkyed meat to make one delicious and complete meal.

Want to come over to my dorm tonight? We're having Doritos Carnitas.

by eggmeat June 06, 2006

dorito head

A ugly guy with no life that you may have liked before. He is definitely a nerd. He made a group called "The Math Kidz" he is so ugly.

Dorito head makes me barf

by Basically its me March 03, 2018

dorito feet

when someones feet smell so bad that they smell like cheese doritos

person 1:i havent taken a shower in a week

person 2:congratulations

person 1:(takes off shoes)

person 2:damn i smell doritos

person 1:nah its just my dorito feet

by up your moms cooch March 14, 2008