mary cruz

mary cruz is someone who can make you smile at any second of the day.
She's usually very lazy, but tends to get her job done. She is very loud, and can make boys fall for her at any moment, even tho she denis it.

"hey did you hear about mary cruz?"
"no what happen"

"she's got all the guys falling for her"

by lily konick January 30, 2017

Julian cruz

A fuckboi who rents himself out to women who can't find a partner.

Julian Cruz is available right now

by Brannon July 14, 2017

Ted Cruz

The Scranton Strangler

Ted Cruz is the Scranton Strangler.

by noneofyobeemovieporn February 18, 2021

nikolas cruz

He shot and killed 17 people on Feb 14 2018 at mojory stoneman douglas high school

nikolas cruz killed 17 people

by britney's queen June 12, 2018

Ted Cruz

The Zodiac Killer

Michael: Hey so did you see Ted Cruz in the polls?
John: What? Do you mean the Zodiac Killer?

by MackMurphy May 11, 2016

Ryan Cruz

17 year old from Wildomar that is in the running for the world's sexiest man alive. His abs are the role model for body builders. If he were to walk into a store without shoes and/or a shirt he would still get service. Cruz fought in the Vietnam War, Desert Storm, and served in Iraq for 2 years.

I heard Ryan Cruz tied in a kickboxing match with Chuck Norris.

by holocaustlol October 27, 2011

slippery cruz

the act of having sex on a slip-n-slide

He nailed her on a slip-n-slie, cuz she asked for a slippery cruz

by mugzy October 17, 2006