neating off

When you have one hand masturbating and the other with a thumb in your butt (when you have diarrhea, as to stimulate it) and you are trying to time it right to where you shit yourself and cum at the same time.

Guy 1: Remember that one time at Ted Grogers house party when i had diarrhea.

Guy 2: Yea what about it?

Guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was shit and cum everywhere!

Guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.

Guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.

by hutch n' sand October 11, 2009

neat

The act of blowing one's self and ejaculating in one's own mouth. (absolute rock bottom)

The sad guy hasn't got laid for years, he's probably even neated before.

by A_it_man May 18, 2019

Neat

Neat is the slowest.

Neat = slow

by Neat = slow June 5, 2020

NEAT

A lazy catapiller

JORDAN BYRNES IS A NEAT

by Swack May 23, 2020

Un neat

When a certain item is not neat

My husband is un neat compared to my mother in law

by Traveza April 5, 2025

Neat

Used for when you don't care about something just said. Another way of telling someone to fuck off

"I just beat my highscore!"
"Neat."

by who tf do you think? June 3, 2021

neat ‘n’ sweet

How you wanna make everything prior to The Inspector coming by to look at your place.

I try to always keep things reasonably clean and tidy around my apartment in any case, but this also lessens the burden of making everything "neat ‘n’ sweet" for da monthly quarters-inspection.

by QuacksO September 10, 2018