Neat

The only word that one fucker knows.

"Hey man, I really appreciate you being there for me these past few years. It means a lot."

"Neat."

by FirstTimerfortheLaughs November 22, 2018

Neat wienering

When you’re giving your girl that neat stroke game.

He gave me the best two minutes of neat wienering of my life.

by Neat wienerer February 10, 2023

Un neat

When a certain item is not neat

My husband is un neat compared to my mother in law

by Traveza April 5, 2025

Neat pile

an organized pile of objects

these clothes are in a neat pile

by rn_jay1 January 18, 2022

neating off

When you have one hand masturbating and the other with a thumb in your butt (when you have diarrhea, as to stimulate it) and you are trying to time it right to where you shit yourself and cum at the same time.

Guy 1: Remember that one time at Ted Grogers house party when i had diarrhea.

Guy 2: Yea what about it?

Guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was shit and cum everywhere!

Guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.

Guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.

by hutch n' sand October 11, 2009

Neat

Neat is the slowest.

Neat = slow

by Neat = slow June 5, 2020

neat ‘n’ sweet

How you wanna make everything prior to The Inspector coming by to look at your place.

I try to always keep things reasonably clean and tidy around my apartment in any case, but this also lessens the burden of making everything "neat ‘n’ sweet" for da monthly quarters-inspection.

by QuacksO September 10, 2018