Tesa

A results driven person with epic levels of comprehension on what matters

Did you see what Veronica did on the Impossible Inc. account? She's a real Tesa.

by Unicum April 26, 2010

tentacle porn

Developed as an alternative to showing male genitalia, which is not legal in Japanese live-action adult films.

That tentacle is very phallic looking, no?

by Monkey March 10, 2005

Tentacles

A collective of long, slimy tendrils that often appear in hentai, which violate innocent lolis sexually.

Hey man, did you see those tentacles fuck Suzie?

by Caleb Caston June 2, 2018

Testarossa Autodrive

A situation in which you (driver) are in a Ferrari with automatic cannons protruding from the rear and are being chased by five Bentleys with laser cannons and rocket boosters, and also motorcycles are weaving around you and shooting lasers at you but it's ok because you have laser-proof windows. As you wind around the bend to the 500 mph speedway, you crash into a wall. You are brought to a hospital where you are pronounced dead. Then a doctor shoots a laser at your corpse and you come back to life, but are a zombie. Said situation may only occur during 1986.

Eli: yo what's up G, you're looking kind of pale, you ok?
Ash: No, i got Testarossa Autodrived and now i'm a zombie.
Eli: Sweet let's rave.

by Asher pampaloompa November 24, 2007

tesão

Portuguese slang for an erection, a hard-on. In Brazil, it is also used when you find something or someone particularly exciting and pleasant.

Estava com uma tesão que nem me aguentava. - I had such a hard-on I didn't know what to do with myself.

by kakihara June 21, 2006

tentacae

noun
1: large amounts of tentacles

Six million giant squid tentacae fluttered past me.

by CommunistDew August 24, 2004

teatard

someone who thinks a tiny tax increase is tyranny. Also, one who thinks the best way to protest what they see as wasteful spending is to waste their money by buying teabags and sending them to someone who will never see them, nor will they ever be opened by anyone.

My teacher is a teatard, he tried to get us to "teabag the white house" the whole class burst into laughter much to his confusion.

by Rocky775 June 29, 2009