shay and tess

the two coolest girls in the whole galaxy. everyone strides to be as cool as them. they have their own secret language and love life more than any other human being.

i love life, almost as much as shay and tess.

by lifelover10 February 05, 2010

Tess and Tom

a very cute couple. Loved by the outsiders. The two will long live the royals.

dude 1: have you seen Tess and Tom?
dude 2: yes they are a cute couple

by cool.guy2234 September 19, 2022

jake and tess

An amazing couple who love each other so much. And they both are amazing people and lovable you just can't get enough of them. But they love each other so mucj

Jake and Tess are so amazing

by Gersh money November 24, 2016

Hayden+Tess

Hayden gives oral sex to tess and can't bust lol

Hayden+tess sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

by Hairy Nipple_6969 March 04, 2024

Tess Cucked

Getting flaked on last minute by a female friend for seemingly no reason

She said she was going to sign up to the gym, so I did. She now said she didn’t and I’m locked into a 12 month contract. Looks like I got Tess Cucked

by paradaigmshafting May 21, 2018

Madeline Jean Tess

Blonde girl who says "poopie" and speaks in cursive a lot.
Friends with a bunch of hoes.

A: "Madeline Jean Tess"
B: "Oh did you mean Wednesday Addams?"

by badussywarof1817 February 03, 2022

Tessa-Tess of Tescos

Tessa of tescos is extremely fit and beautiful. She thinks she is a god and expects nothing less than being treated like one. If you get a tessa tess of tescos never let her go! She is very good in bed and loves to be fucked! The kinkier the better! She loves to get chained up in bed.

"Do you see that girl?"
"Damn shes fit, must be a tessa-tess of tescos!"

by dannywillcocks_11111111 May 29, 2022