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stochastic terrorism

A new label leftists throw at you if you disagree with them. You're no longer just racist, sexist, homophobic, etc etc... you're now also a terrorist.
Person 1 "I think you shouldn't castrate children"
Person 2 "Wow. You're commiting stochastic terrorism"
by DefinitelyNotAnAlien August 16, 2022
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Terrorism

Any person who carries, deploys or operates a knife, gun, firearm, bomb or other weapons delivery system in such a way that innocent members of the public fall within its radius.

Terrorist: (Noun) Person who undertakes this action or activity. Also (Adj), describing the activity.
The prince's bodyguard dropped his automatic machine pistol in the resulting scuffle outside the nightclub and sent it scuttling across the pavement, but fortunately it's safety catch held and potentially widespread harm from the terrorism was avoided.
by French Maid May 17, 2010
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Terrorism

A political weapon used as a means to inspire fear and terror within a person or group of persons, such as a nation. It may or may not involve the killing of innocent people or mass-scale destruction. Nonetheless, it is meant to weaken a nation or organization from the inside, rendering said nation vulnerable to outside attack.
Osama Bin Laden's display of terrorism on the World Trade Center was not intended simply to kill and destroy. It was the first step in a plan to cripple the United States and later dominate the nation, thus opening the gates for the REAL problems to spill through and spread worldwide.
by Fenix18 October 23, 2007
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sparkle terrorism

An attack of rainbows, hearts, stars, glitter, and sparkles to bring fun excitement and happiness.
We went up to the balcony and glitter bombed the cafeteria. Everyone looked up in wonder with even a few oohs and ahhs, and we knew our sparkle terrorism cell had gained a few new members.
by sethralavode November 25, 2011
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Credit Card terrorism

Credit card terrorism is a condition that is inflected upon the American consumer by various banking institutions in the following fashion.
Credit Card Terrorism

1. Call centers in third world countries, that really have no authority to solve any of the problems that may arise for American customers, this tactic gives the credit card company’s the buffer, to place the blame else where, and continue there theft from the American consumers.

2. Speaking to accounts managers who think there the last word in trying to resolve a problem with credit card accounts. (Everyone has a boss).

3. Requesting a copy of your credit card agreement only to be told by the accounts manager that there is no way that it can be provided a second time.( Legal document).

4. Having a disagreement with the credit card company, only to have your card limit decreased to an amount to which could put you in default or over your limit. (Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act) ?

5. Loan shark interest rates, for people that do have good credit scores, and are meeting there obligations.

6. Being able to change interest rates at a whim.
by J. Martin 1 September 18, 2009
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bathroom terrorism

Action characterized by abuse, misuse, vandalism to, or otherwise unpleasant behavior in a public bathroom. Such action is typically seemingly intentional but may in fact be completely unintentional.
Bathroom terrorist: "I hate this place and the people in it. It's time to do something irrational and destructive."

Victim: "There is three inches of urine in the bathroom and someone upper-decked the urinal. It was definitely bathroom terrorism."
by BarlandSecurity October 8, 2013
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terrorism

Terrorism is the deliberate targeting of innocent persons for bodily harm in order to promote a political, "religious," or economic goal. Note that religious is in quotes, because no "real" religion would permit this.
Unlike Pearl Harbor on 7-Dec-1941, the 11-Sep-2001 attack on the Pentagon was an act of terrorisom. This is because a cilvilian aircraft with civilian passengers and crew was used as the weapon of attack.
by Anonymous August 24, 2003
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