Tempurpenis

A condition of the penis where the penis is erect, but still feels soft to the touch. As if made with tempurpedic material.

RJ may have a big thick cock, but it is really a tempurpenis.

by The Cock Doctor December 9, 2008

temerlan

A tall individual probably around 6'4" who originated from the USSR, and has many communist ties. He is smooth with the ladies but never quite gets any. Temerlan is a gentle giant but fails to preform on the court.

He talked to her all last night but didn't get any. He's such a temerlan.

by Kingjames1229 July 19, 2017

temerarious

without thinking or caring about the possible bad effects of your actions, reckless

“I have never been temerarious enough to propose marriage to drop-dead gorgeous chicks"

by Mehrdad_CTR November 25, 2009

tempur-pedic legs

legs comfortable enough to sleep on-can be skinny legs or fat ones.

Wow, she has such tempur-pedic legs.

by Anon012345 June 30, 2011

Teburkishaw!

Exclamatory Noun meaning breathtaking, awe-inspiring, magnificent, wonderful, amazing, stunning, staggering, imposing, stirring, impressive; formidable, fearsome, dreaded; informal mind-boggling, mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, excellent, marvelous, cool or just generally awesome.

"Oh hi doggy! TEBURKISHAW!"

by Me77 August 30, 2011

tenure gap

The difference in the overall personalities and classroom behavior between teachers (specifically high school teachers) who have received tenure, and those who have not. For example, a teacher without tenure may be overly cautious in class in order to avoid offending anybody in the slightest, whereas a tenured teacher simply couldn't give a shit.

Person 1: "Hey, dude, how do you think our chemistry teacher got away with whipping his dick out in class?"
Person 2: "You know, the tenure gap."

by Pleco September 27, 2017

Tymurah

Someone who is obsessed with fan fiction and tries to write it herself but fails miserably.

Pronounced: t-meer-ah

“When I was in grade 7, I was a total Tymurah. I couldn’t stop writing about twenty one pilots fanfic!”

by CronchyBoi May 15, 2019