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Pencil technique

The pencil technique is a method to get out of a painful situation such as being in the middle of an exam or third wheeling.

Step 1: Carefully insert a pencil into each nostril.

Step 2: Begin to slam head into table/wall until desired outcome has been achieved.
Fuck this math test bro! I'll use the pencil technique to get out of this one...
by Addisj July 21, 2016
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The bowling ball technique

Fingering a girl in her ass and pussy at the same time and picking them up
by Cockmastaflex March 28, 2021
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Textbook Deflection Technique

"Are you saying I'm unathletic... Cause yeah I am"
"He just used a Textbook Deflection Technique"
by XD_)NOTUSKNOT_CUBER_FRICK_TAPE January 24, 2022
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Southern Alberta Snake Technique

The act of getting a blow job from a venomous snake. Letting the snake shed its skin on your pickle. And then using your newfound poisonous condom to give unforgivable cowgirl to someone you're related to.
"Yo Traj, why are you limping like that?"

"Oh, I was just testing out the Southern Alberta Snake Technique with my brother last night. What an experience!"
by M4rineRalstin3 July 7, 2022
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Immortal Technique

The Dopest and illest rapper to spit on a mic. His rhymes are so crazy and his lyrics are so amazing that when he spits he disintergrates mics. NO JOKE and No doubt. He is also the only rapper who has a reason to think he is better then the rest and has the right to brag and be obnoxious!

He touches on political topics and world issues, his lyrical dictionary is at a high level so he isnt some dumb ass. He fucks up mc's. HE IS THE SHITTT!
Some pussy:Yo, that immortal technique is ight

Immortal technique: No nigga your mothers pussy is an ight, your people getting shot in the street thats an ight! Im the fucking immortal technique nigga!
by No doubt NO JOKE June 27, 2009
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Forester Technique

A method of tiptoeing very quickly and sneakily; Also known as “Pulling a Forester
“I tiptoed away using the forester technique”
“Becky wanted to try anal last night so I pulled a forester and got the fuck outta there
by JaredStricklandIsBeautiful February 21, 2019
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Lemon Technique

lemon technique
A sexual act which involves a split lemon with a hole cut in it. You then, while giving a blowjob, move the lemon up and down the shaft. This supposedly gives the male receiver more pleasure than a normal blowjob would.
Last night I gave my man the lemon technique. He said it was the best blowjob of his life!
by Hi pedestr July 5, 2021
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