Teagan

Being perpetually high, often with little or no THC in the bloodstream

Dude, Even though I have never seen Alex smoke he is always Teagan

by Samuel Speicher December 17, 2008

teagarden

a fat ass bitch who snorts coke and gets drunk

the girl was being a teagarden

by cameron ricker June 24, 2008

Teagan

Teagan means 'sexy, beautiful' in German. Teagan is a unisex name. People with the name Teagan are the most hilarious people you will ever meet. They have 0% homo, and are super cool and funny. Did I mention they are not homo?

"That boy, Teagan... he's really cool, funny, smart, amazing, fantastic, beautiful, and nice."

by tiggertheni May 7, 2019

tagar

Really cheap computer sold only through the chain previously known as radioshack. Usable for basic computing, but otherwise useless for any hard tasks. (like starting up)

I had no money, so I bought a Tagar computer! After it crashed a few hundred times, do to the slow speed and the fact that it had windows on it, I blew it up and bought a iMac.

by bixxo July 18, 2006

Teagan

a blonde-hair blue-eyed girl who is popular and seems like a bitch but turns out to be really nice!

"Ugh, how can you be friends with that bitch Teagan?"
"hey, she saved me from killing myself, so leave her alone!"

by fuckyoubitch18 March 5, 2020

teagag

teabag someone whilst trying to gag them at the same time

damn i just had 2 teagag that fat chick

by Josh McCormack April 22, 2005

Teaparty

A huge conspiracy to take over The government, bring jobs back to the USA, set term limits, bring fuel prices down, make the NSA stop spying on everybody, give vets back there retirement, legalize pot, kill the two party system, make the I.R.S unable to be used as a political weapon, allow women to defend themselves, and quite taking your money. Then leave you the fuck alone.

Btdubs they Also the have a badass flag with a rattle snake on it. (Search "gadsden flag")

Typical "Donkey"/"Elephant"/"Rhino" politician: That damn teaparty! They don't believe that I should be allowed to stay in office for ever and continue to steal the American peoples money, and they have the nerve to think I shouldn't lie to them!!! Those dirty bastards, i better tell people there racist, even though they love Allen west and he's black but oh well fuck.

by Badger,Badger,Badger December 25, 2013