have a thing

When a guy and a girl like each other and do things with each other that one would do with ones boyfriend or girlfriend. However they aren't officially dating

Example: "Do Andrew and Paige have a thing"

by Dangeri'mawesomeyournot June 13, 2014

the blue thing

Fucking anime thot, blue ass watery ass piece of shit. Horrible goddess, has way too much hentai of her. Do not respect at all. If you see the blue thing anywhere, whether it be the internet, real life, in a book for some reason, just make sure to either run away, close the tab, burn the book, and all in all do whatever you can to destroy this piece of scum. Treat her like the bitch she is since thats what she deserves.

Joe: Hey yuri do you wanna see this picture of my Waifu her names Aqua
Yuri: Sure
Joe: (pulls up picture of the blue thing)
Yuri: Get that shit outta here (takes phone, deletes all photos Joe has saved of the blue thing and throws it to the ground) You piece of human shit, why are you so fucking insufferable to have the fucking blue thing as your waifu?You are a fucking disgrace to all weebs there are!

by I fucked a pussy that shit wet November 26, 2019

that thing i sent you

This phrase comes from the cartoon featured on Cartoon Network, "Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law." It is used by the hippo, Peter Potamus. Potamus uses this phrase when he should be saying something more important, but cant think of it.

Did you get that thing i sent you?

by Alchemist.joshua December 31, 2007

Pink Church of Blonde Things

Founded in late February of 2009 by Edwardl, this church is dedicated to sharing all things that appeal to blonds and blonds-alike, and is also known under the acronym PCBT.

The church is also known to celebrate honourary members (those that are not blonde, but definitely act like so), with the first honourary member being announced near the beginning of March 2009. It is also possible that an honourary member can have a lifetime membership to the group, if that person shows consistent blond behaviour.

Weekly newsletters are regularly sent out to members and honourary members to remind them of the week's coming events and recap previous events that occurred in the past week, as well as provide helpful memos, TV show synopses, useful accessories and gadgets, health tips, and a joke of the week.

blonde girl from Pink Church of Blonde Things: *in a confident voice* "C-A-O, THAT'S how you spell cow!"

Blonde girl #1: Did you read this week's PCBT newsletter?
Blonde girl #2: OMG YES!!! I can't BELIEVE that in Gossip Girl, Chuck is going to ask Carter for help!

by azn_ninja April 9, 2009

Shitting thing

n., shit·ting thing

1) The act or process of shitting.
2) A person whom excretes shit.
3) What all animals do.
4) A thing that shits.
5) The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.

present tense
Bob: Im a shitting thing!

future tense
Joe: Tonight I’m going to be a shitting thing!

Past tence
n00b: Last week I was a shitting thing!

also
bob2: What the fuck? get away from me you shitting thing!

by Is this name used? August 5, 2006

Little Thing

A word used to describe someone you’re interested or infatuated with, especially someone of who is short.

Come here, you cute little thing

You’re such a cute little thing!

by UncleTouchie March 13, 2019

That's why we can't have nice things

It's a statement a mom or dad would make, while exasperated with their child for having broken some household item. For instance, a mother buys a new small appliance for her kitchen, let's say its a stand mixer. The kids start playing with it and jam something in the blades and burn out the motor. Mom walks in and sees the mess and yells, "See! That's why we can't have nice things!"

It's a comment that is actually an irrational thing to say, but it's funny for that reason. A very "mom/dad" thing they would say in the heat of the moment.

"See! That's why we can't have nice things! Dad just bought this VCR, and you kids put a sandwich in it! Now it's broken!"

by RN-real-nerd. June 25, 2014