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turd taster

Noun-
A person or co-worker who sucks up to the superiors.
"You fucking turd taster, why dont you back off the mans trousers for a minute?"
by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005
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tosher

North of Watford:
That unskilled kind of housepainter often known as a brush-hand.

South of Watford
A perjorative term for the above
Watch what yer doin' with that paint- tray yer fuckin' tosher
by lytchettman May 2, 2005
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tasterman

A man that is willing to ingest his own spunk at the drop of a hat. Person who is male and tastes (spunk)aka, Tasterman.
Example, he pumps his lilly white love piss all over her ass whilst doing her doggy, before she gets a chance to sample the good stuff he's gone and gobbled it all up.Fucking selfish tasterman
by Jebus Moore February 7, 2007
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pie taster

n. 1. a person whose primary function in life is performing oral sex on women. 2. a member of a particlarly rude D.C. ska band known for encouraging prostitution and drunk driving.
1. That smile on Rindy's face is courtesy of Skeevo, every girl's favorite pie taster. 2. What the hell ever became of the Pietasters?
by F. Rodderick Hsu May 5, 2005
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Taser

They are hand-held weapons that deliver a jolt of electricity — up to 50,000 volts — from up to 10.6 metres away. The shot can penetrate up to five centimetres of clothing.

It stuns the target by causing an uncontrollable contraction of the muscle tissue. He/she is immobilized and falls to the ground — regardless of pain tolerance or mental focus.

TASER stands for Thomas A. Swift Electric Rifle, from the Tom Swift series of children's novels written in the early 20th century, including Tom Swift and his Electric Rifle. The real stars of the series of science-fiction novels were potential advances in technology.

from "cbc news"
Canadian police say Tasers have saved 4,000 lives since police forces started using them in this country in 1999.
by MagL December 11, 2007
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taser

Although the word "taser" is not an acronym, one particular model is labeled as: TActical System of Electrical Response.
Sort of completes the pantheon of great acronyms. Or somthing like that.
Scenario 1-
Police Officer: "Halt eveil-doer, lest I be forced to use my TActical System of Elictrical Rosponse upon ye!"

Criminal: "Huh?"

Scenario 2:

Police officer: "Freeze scumbag!!" -sound of taser firing-

Criminal: "AAAaaagghhhh!"
by Carl J. Maltese March 29, 2007
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trasher

Someone that is always drinking or doing drugs. Basically there life revolves around it.
Caitlyn is such a fucking trasher.
by Numba1Stunna September 6, 2004
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