Tarp

Essentially a baby blanket for grown-ups, providing all the shelter, protection, anonymity, magical powers one needs if only in one's head. Often used sardonically .

That pontificating senator evangelizing about women's choice of birth control can put a tarp on it.

by AisforAbortion October 10, 2016

oil tarp

general term used when a group of two or more men get naked, cover themselves in oil and wrestle on a tarp.

Hey do you want to go camping this weekend? I’m bringing the oil tarp.

by Mjm41825 March 12, 2024

put a tarp over your trees

calm down

“EVERYONES ASKING TO PROM ALREADY”
“Put a tarp over your trees, you’re gonna be fine”

by dogdogbark February 14, 2023

Tarpped

When you are worn out or very tired.

I am so tarpped from this lecture.
Traning got me tarpped.

by lil Galil April 16, 2024

Tarped

The acted of being fucked up.

Tim: I was so tarped last night.
Skyler: Yeah, you were so tarped that you rolled off the bed.

by Hoebitchy March 17, 2020

Tarp

a waterproof sheet

often made of plastic or waxed cotton

hey, can you get the tarp to cover the woodpile?
or

we should put a tarp on the tent
or

I just got a new tarp from the store

by bean13 September 21, 2020

[tarp]

tarp adj. a synonym for b**ch

she dumped her boyfriend cuz he quit the baseball team, she's such a tarp

by Live, love, gloat February 28, 2017