tit wig

a lesbian saying for when your girlfriend falls asleep with her head on your tit and it hurts but her beauty and grace when she sleeps snatched your wig so you don’t wake her.

i really wish i had a girl here to tit wig me :(

by sapphic bitch March 2, 2019

tit tan

partially tan tits; half tan, half still milky white

she has a tit tan because she doesn't tan nude.

by collin z. March 7, 2009

tit tips

A Woman's use of a technique used in cocktail waitressing to get more tips. Tit tips involves the accentuation of the cocktail waitresses breasts.

I got mad tit tips tonight because of my new bra.

by Kitty Kat Mam January 13, 2011

tit juice

Nectar that flows from a lactating breast

The tit juice of Tijuana whores tastes like aunt maria's horchata.

by RanchoG_Curling_Association April 22, 2014

Tit Monday

Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.

"I was feeling a lot chirpier than usual this Monday morning. Probably because it was 'Tit Monday'."

by RAW84 April 22, 2006

Tit juggling

When a large-breasted lady runs, jumps or does anything that makes her breasts move independently of one another (one going up as the other descends, for instance) she is performing the act of tit juggling.

"Hey, did you see Brenda running to catch the bus today? Major tit juggling!"

by furkel May 27, 2009

Tit Monday

The first truly warm day of spring on which women often get over-eager about not wearing clothes.

N.B. Tit Monday does not necessarily always fall on a Monday

After weeks of 30 - 40 degree weather, this Friday will will have a high of 65, making it Tit Monday.

by smaker May 26, 2018