The 3 F's

The 3 things a woman is looking for in "buddy"

1. Feed

2. Finance

3. Fuck

Girl 1: He take care of the 3 F's so it's all good

Girl 2: What's the 3 F's

Girl 1: Feed, finance, and fuck me

by MFT10 October 15, 2011

f the t's

to fuck the tits of a prefferably large breasted woman

"I want to f the t's" said Johnny.
"Not possible" replied his underdeveloped girlfriend Suzy.

by mattiaspeeas September 22, 2006

The 3 F's

Find em, Fuck em, Forget em

Example of the 3 F's at work:

Find beezy, fuck beezy, forget beezy.

by Only1Tyler February 26, 2011

The 5 F's

The 5 F's(For Men)

1.)FIND
2.)FRENCH
3.)FINGER
4.)FUCK
5.)FORGET

haha straight up

Guy1:Yo dude, the 5 f's for men are so true.

Guy2:lol

Guy1:lol

by 66crookz September 7, 2007

The Big F

Stands for “Fart Master” which is someone who rips the largest farts. We don’t have any silent and deadly type stuff, it’s just the ear trembling train horn type farts.

Jeez! The Big F really isn’t holding anything back today. I’m going to need a gas mask.

by Fart Master 101 February 26, 2020

The J.F. Garapey

When you Jizz on an autistic girls face, and tell her she's your only chance to get a green card.

Dude 1:"Man I gave my girl The J.F. Garapey and she broke up with me"
Dude 2:"Maybe you shouldn't have done it in ze pooblic space?"

by Andy Warski May 19, 2018

the three f's

Fuck,Finger,Forget

Mate just do the three f's

by Bluerelicscotland February 8, 2018