wet t-shirt contest 

A wet T-shirt contest is a contest where women, e.g. young college girls during spring break, are encouraged to wear a white or light-colored T-shirt without a bra. The women usually dance on a stage while being sprayed with water, which makes their T-shirts semi-transparent. Often, ice water will be used for this purpose in order to cause erect nipples, probably in order to simulate sexual arousal. Sometimes they will remove their clothing, appearing topless or even totally naked.

That wet t-shirt contest was tottally awesome!

wet t-shirt contest by Wet T-shirt Lover August 12, 2005

Dress T shirt 

Oxymoron. This is as feasible as a time machine. A T shirt is exactly what it states.

The only shirt that may pass as a dress T shirt is a tuxedo T shirt, as Jesus wears these sometimes when he parties. If someone is at a funeral, wedding, work (where business casual wear is required), church…etc…
These are places where someone might try to pass of a T-Shirt as Dressy. Please correct them immediately in there moments of idiocy and inform them and everyone around that their attire is completely inappropriate.

Someone showed up to my wedding in a T shirt and tried to tell me it was a Dress T Shirt, security removed them from the premises.

Dress T shirt by Wow's41 September 25, 2010

Going on a t-shirt 

In short, this means the person "going on a t-shirt" is going to die. Then, when they die, their homies will wear t-shirts with the dead person's name on it in remembrance, therefore birthing the term "going on a t-shirt"

Person A: You not gon swing nigga!
Person B: Course I'm not gon swing, you going on a t-shirt

Going on a t-shirt by EEZY-duz-it? April 10, 2020

Green T-Shirt 

What you say when you want to be inconspicous about marijuana

Hey do you have that green t-shirt still for sale?

Green T-Shirt by Ryann Guzman December 16, 2005

Che Guevara T-Shirt Wearer 

People, often caucasian teenagers and young adults, who wear clothing with a picture of Che Guevara on the front, without any prior knoweledge of the history and legacy of his actions. Che Guevara T-Shirt Wearers often mistake Che Guevara for a hybrid of Zack de la Rocha, and Hermann Krukenberg, and often aren't aware that his first name is actually 'Ernesto'.

According to many Che Guevara T-Shirt Wearers Guevara was an doctor who had both his hands cut off. He then went to on perform lead vocals in Rage Against the Machine, before they changed their name to Audioslave.

Source: The Clap, 'Che Guevara T-Shirt Wearer'

You are a Che Guevara T-Shirt wearer and you have no idea of who he is,
You are a Che Guevara T-Shirt wearer and you have no idea of what he did,
Your not interested in politics and you have no Cuban friends,
You Saw him on a jumper when you was just in Year 10,
You didn't know that he wasn't a singer in a political rock band...

Che Guevara T-Shirt Wearer by elursocaT September 28, 2008

Affliction T Shirt

An Affliction T Shirt is a shirt worn by a guy who is afflicted with a disease called douche-baggary.

Hey look at that guy in the Affliction T Shirt....you think he knows he's a douche bag? Of course he knows he's a douche bag...that's why he's wearing that shirt

Affliction T Shirt by Seaside Tony January 12, 2010

Tuxedo T-shirt

A shirt that tells people "I want to be formal, but I'm here to party too."

1. "I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt 'cause it says like I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party too."

Tuxedo T-shirt by mikeman52 June 27, 2011