a swerve

A person that you don’t wish to have around you.

Someone that you look at as below you or not as good as you.

Someone you wish to avoid.

Most of the time this person is addicted to drugs and is overly enthused or adamant about getting what they want.

A swerve is someone you wish to avoid.

Man, I ain’t even going to that party... there will be way too many swerves there.

by Nova Alexandra December 31, 2019

Barstow swerve

Generally the tweaker charistics, (such as found in the people from Barstow, CA),can be referred to as the Barstow swerve.

It could also be used to describe a Venereal disease contracted from having relations with somebody who uses hard drugs.

John got the Barstow swerve from that crack whore he banged last week.

by Uncle homer June 29, 2020

Best Served Cold

A reality check. When something isn't as delightful or pseudo-positive as you want.

Alfie: Oh my, that's a shame.

Arman: Oh well, life's Best Served Cold.

by ArmanFroster February 18, 2022

Get my swerve on.

To have many adult beverages at an after hours establishment.

I'm about to head to club and get my swerve on.

by Dirty D one 4 July 27, 2017

Justice being served

For proper and fair punishment to be given

Justice being served can be found in the play Macbeth, as Macbeth has fair and proper punishment against him.

by SerbiaBest November 10, 2018

swive and swerve

When you have sexy activity and instead of cuddling after they leave.

He did the swive and swerve.

by Shitzreal August 31, 2023

Geisha Served

Sticking your index and middle fingers into the vagina of someone who has just had sex and then, upon removal, promptly slaping them in the face with that same hand.
(See movie Memoirs of a Geisha for visual)

Damn, you just got Geisha Served!

by Sadistic Helen April 15, 2008