Jessica: I was titty swanking last night
Abby: oh, what did it feel like
Jessica: it Felt really good you should try it
Abby: I will
Abby: oh, what did it feel like
Jessica: it Felt really good you should try it
Abby: I will
by crazychisel January 1, 2011
Get the Titty Swankingmug. The phrase State Test Writers use when they want to appeal to a younger audience. It's fun to read the rough draft of a student's essay when they uses phrases like totally swank!
by totallyswank May 21, 2011
Get the Totally Swankmug. To defecate onto a paper plate and then strike another individual in the face with it as you would a pie. The Hot Swank may be used for both sexual and nonsexual purposes like revenge.
When you said David got shitfaced I thought you meant drunk, but instead he had been fed the Hot Swank.
by L-ish January 8, 2009
Get the Hot Swank. mug. by Miss Cleopatra Jones September 30, 2011
Get the Swank Mouthmug. When, whilst in a completely inappropriate public place (funerals, dancefloors and busy paths) you simultaneously masterbate and excrete. At the same time trying to fight off anyone who attempts to stop you (Mourners, bouncers and vigilantes).
by Sidekicks of Lousy Shit April 16, 2009
Get the Danger-swankmug. Something that could be extremely good or extremely bad, could be used in any context, word that encompasses everything, no one true meaning. The best verb ever
Dude I think I contacted swank dank from Britney last night but it was a swank dank night, my new phones pretty swank dank, I broke my arm this is swank dank, dude her pussy felt swanky and danky,. Shut the swank dank up.
by Swank dank September 25, 2019
Get the Swank dankmug. An erroneous odour emitting from a woman's vaginal area. The scent is unpleasant, causing nausea and uncontrollable bleeding.
by Rags January 16, 2004
Get the poon swankmug.