Superstraight

An insane "sexuality" for "people" (terfs) who scream about identity politics and SJWs but have to make up an identity so that they can excuse being transphobic. Created by some dumbass on TikTok. Can be abbreviated to SS.

Gay version is Supergay

Synonym to Terf, Chud
Antonym to Sane Human Being

Sane: I'm straight, and you?
SS: I'm superstraight
Sane: What?
SS: it means I don't date Trans People
Sane: That's not a sexuality?
SS: OMG that's so superphobic ✨sweaty✨
Sane: No i mean not dating trans people sounds like a preference not a sexuality? If you are only interested in people who have blue eyes would that make you blue-eye straight? If you are only interested in people who have black hair would that make you black-hair straight? If you are only interested in people who are white would that make you white straight?
SS: ReEeEeEEeeeEEEEEEeeEEeeEee

Sane: Would Hitler just be a Blue-eye Blonde-hair white straight and not racist and antisemitic, you transphobic bitch KYS?

by Superphobic & Proud March 6, 2021

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SuperStraight

The epitome of what transphobic people say to hopefully “Scare away the gays” without saying it directly. Unfortunately, these incompetent assholes have failed to realize that they are so impossibly hypocritical that no trans person would be attracted to them in the first place.

Many of the alleged “SuperStraights” out there are (unfortunately enough) poor kids who want to victimize themselves. They feel as though that being in the “SuperStraight” community will bring them the same love and acceptance as people in the LGBTQ+ community without actually going through any discrimination or hardships.

Being SuperStraight and trying to say you are in the LGBTQ+ community is the same as saying that being a dirt path is the same thing as a fully paved road.

Person 1: “Did you hear about Cis Person 9?”
Person 2: “No, what happened?”
Person 1: “He/she came out as SuperStraight.”
Person 2: *internalized frustrated gay screaming*
Person1: “yeah…”

by Boeki June 29, 2021

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Bedroom superstar

Someone who tries very hard at sex, but just can't seem to make it happen

Don't worry Captain Underpants, you are a bedroom superstar!

by QueenBeanie May 14, 2010

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sausage superstar

A person who spends entirely too much time on a quest to get men to have sex with them.

Barry you are such a sausage superstar, is there a man you haven't had sex with?

by Venus Fatale May 6, 2018

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superseasoning

When one watches an entire season of television in as little time as possible.

Thomas: Dave! You did not answer your phone or email all weekend! Are you okay?

Dave: Sorry, bro. I was superseasoning the third year of "Lost" all weekend.

Thomas: It could have been worse, I guess. You could have been superseasoning the final season.

ALSO:

"Breaking Bad" is not a series best enjoyed superseasoned.

by John R? January 1, 2012