Stress-ne

Stress-ne refers to the acne that a person sometimes gets when they are under a lot of stress(stress acne). It is most common among high school and college students during the week of final exams.

Dylan: Dude what happened to your face?? You've got a serious acne breakout

Kyle: Oh yeah, Im not worried about it, it's just some Stress-ne, it'll go away once we're done with finals

by Brosidon on Ster-broids December 15, 2010

stress napping

taking multiple short naps (usually ranging from 10-30 minutes) to avoid immediate work, which often results in an unintentionally long period of rest because the time wasted by the previous nap places so much stress on the napper that he or she perceives the need to nap again

"How is your work coming along?"
"I started working last night and wanted to get two papers done before going to bed. Then I got overwhelmed so I stress napped from 9 pm until 7 am."

"I should be studying but I'm stress napping"

by fretl December 01, 2019

Penis stress

When you’re constantly stressed because of the small size of your penis.

“Bro what’s up with him he’s always so uptight!”

“Don’t worry about it bro it’s just penis stress.”

by Cocksan November 04, 2018

stress anorexic

Someone who forgets to eat for long periods of time when they get really stressed out.

"Dude, John has lost a lot of weight lately."
"Yeah, Kim broke up with him. He's such a stress anorexic."

by angstmetalsong January 24, 2006

stressed out

The song by tøp that made it on the radio. Hipsters that listened to tøp before they got popular hate the song because it's too mainstream.

Omg I can't believe how mainstream tøp is getting. People these days only listen to Stressed Out

by Leafyisdad69 April 26, 2016

Stress Fuck

A tactic used to release stress and seek out ultimate pleasure. A practice of prograstination in which you do somebody else instead if what is stressing you out.

"I am only on the 5th page of my 15 page paper and it is due tomorrow." "wow that sucks. Do you wanna go stress fuck?"

by dirty whore lovin November 25, 2007

stress monkey

One who behaves like a panicked monkey when placed under minimal stress.

In retail, there are always times when checkout lines get full. Stress monkeys pull everyone to registers when they have two customers in line and everything else remains undone at the end of the day.

by Dr. Bubba January 24, 2010