john smoltz

Pitcher for the Braves. Most widely known as the sports god. 3,000 career strikeouts. He has a 12 inch; break of his cutter. Greates baseball player ever? Yes.

Sox are nothing, John Smoltz is god.

by Jeff Smoltz May 6, 2008

nigga stole my mic

When a nigga steals a microphone from an innocent human.

Kanye West stole Taylor Swift's mic!

She must have been thinking "nigga stole my mic!"

by JohnFoe September 14, 2009

That nigga stole my bike

A nigga Who stole your bike

Nigga: oooh dat a nice bike d'ere

person: that nigga stole my bike

by Red Scott December 24, 2021

Dumple-Stilt-Skin

A creature not of this world, but user of its bathrooms. When it's done it leaves behind terror; terror and a basketball sized chocolate mud-baby.

"Dumple-Stilt-Skin just annihilated the boy's bathroom!!!!"
(Watch Robot Chicken to see this creature)

by G.I. Joe and J.K.-47 November 4, 2006

Stole His Apple

A man receiving deep throat oral sex from another man who has never performed it previously.

Jesse and Sean are steady partners now ever since Sean totally stole his apple.

by NorthernUrbanite September 2, 2010

Stole it from a bitch

When someone does a really cool trick.

Wow Thomas you really stole it from a bitch on that halfpipe."

by Bartye March 8, 2018

stolen antique photos

The one thing you cant replace.

John Mulaney "why do you have these stolen antique photos?"
Alex "Because its the one thing you cant replace"

by BandMan420 November 18, 2019