stepdaughter dick

When a man’s flaccid penis lies to the side or edge of the bed so that it’s readily available for a stepdaughter to sneak into the bedroom, pull up the sheets and partake of that taboo fruit.

Tamara peeked in her mom’s bedroom and crawled over to her stepfather’s side of the bed. She slowly lifted up the comforter and said, “It’s pointed right at me. Just like he promised when he said, ‘Sneak in anytime and get you some stepdaughter dick’.”

by Disgruntled Preacher November 15, 2022

stepadopter

Spouse of the adopter who is neither an adopter nor a parent.

Stepadopter.

by Jenword May 20, 2023

stepadopter-in-law

Spouse's stepadopter.

Stepadopter-in-law.

by Jenword May 20, 2023

Step dad joke

Dad Joke to offensive to tell your own children, but if it’s someone else’s you don’t care.

I probably shouldn’t tell you that joke. It’s more of a step dad joke.

by John Bob Poff July 19, 2023

stemdaddy

Daddy, except referring to a guy who is either a scientist or a mathematician.

My biology professor is such a stemdaddy 🤤

by kyleindenile July 22, 2023

stepdaughter

Spouse's daughter and other spouse's non-daughter.

stepdaughter.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

stepdaughter-in-law

Stepchild's wife.

stepdaughter-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024