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Sbeef

Sbeef is short for saying 'it's beef.'
He asked me what it was and I said, "Sbeef."
by CLARNIA June 12, 2019
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Steeler's Home Game

Gangreen of the balls. When a man doesn't cum for so long that his balls go from blue to violet then lastly black, and every time they ejaculate infected yellow puss comes out instead of white semen.
Did you hear that Liam wasn't able to nut for three months? His blue balls got so bad that he ended up with a Steeler's Home Game.
by JTson February 12, 2021
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piece of steel

A gun that is used with only one hand. Small enogh to fit inside a purse or hide in pants. Carried for protection if a rival gang shows up or if you want to get even with somebody
To protect myself I carry me piece of steel
by purple86 September 16, 2006
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steel reserve

moonshine in a can blackout after a 12pack is GUARANTEED

211 on the cans should be replaced by 911
i drank the steel reserve and wound up getting head on the side of the road with a fatty mcnasty girl
by busta May 27, 2006
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Wheat Sheef

Wheat Sheafing is a term used to secretly expressing that you are currently engaged in an act of sexuallity without the other person(s) involved knowing you are exposing your current situation.

It was derived from the Miller family traditions so that when a girl and boy like each other very much they would go and engage in sexual intercourse in the wheat fields so that their parents couldn't find them. So when people asked where they were going they would respond using the code word wheat sheef.

This was first established in the 1800s when Dusty Millers daughter Michelle Lyndsay Miller was at the age of 16 and was fancying a big time kanoodle with Master Billy Baker. As Michelle and Billy were running like the wind to the wheat field they bumped into her best friend Miss Anna Warburton, and the conv went as follows:

"weeeeeeeeeeeee ye olde flangeeeaty where are you to popping off to"

"erm me and Billy were just off wheat sheefing flangeat"

"ooooooo ;) no probs see u later"

And right then and there an easy anti cock block expression was formed.
Your banging getting your booty pounded and your best friend calls you cell phone... you answer (cock in vag) and say the 2 vital words "wheat sheef" and hang up, she gets the picture the guy has no idea what your on about u could use one of many excuses if he does question your wheat sheefing (a.k.a wheefing):

... it was a cross word answer
... private joke
... what flour to use in a seedy batch loaf

chances are he is to occpied to notice any way x
by flangeatey June 1, 2011
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Steel Reserve

Steel Reserve is a low-quality, low-prestige, low-dignity malt beverage. Purchasing Steel Reserve is often an act of desperation by would-be drinkers in times of economic hardship. Aside from drinking cleaning solvents, Steel Reserve is perhaps the cheapest possible way to exit this reality. Its combination of astonishingly low price and extraordinarily high alcohol content has made it popular among both bums and young people.

Once only available in the darkest corners of the hood, Steel Reserve can now be found in supermarkets, liquor stores, and lying sideways next to unconscious transients all across America. Although notably foul tasting, this is a drink that will take you where you want to go (quickly and cheaply). At $.99 a tallboy, I find it possible to get drunk on the amount of change found under the couch, without even having to look in my car’s ashtray.

The Steel Reserve logo is a stylized number 211, which aside from being an ancient symbol for steel, is also the penal code # for armed robbery. It’s likely that steel reserve has been the inspiration for many a convenience store jacking. Poor judgment and personal injury are notoriously correlated with the consumption of Steel Reserve. The drink’s harsh flavor effectively masks the high alcohol content, leaving the drinker confused as to how much he has actually consumed. Even experienced drinkers get into trouble when partying with the 2-1-1.
Dude1: “Man, you look like shit, what happened to your face?”
Dude2: “I hit up the Steel Reserve last night.”
Dude1: “ah” *nods in understanding* (as if no further explanation is needed)
by freemonkey December 28, 2005
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Lexington Steele

American male porn actor.

Famous for his 11" black cock.
Lexington Steele is known for screaming loudly when he cums.
by porn-o-lord February 21, 2009
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