statistic

A number compared to another or several other numbers

Example one :
Person 1: here's a statistic i found on the FBI website :13% of the population commits 50% of all violent crime
Person 2: Based ! i will show this to Tyrone

Example two:
Person 1: I found a statistic online ! Jews are 2% of the US population but also 26% of the elite (meaning actors, producers, directors, and anything else related to Hollywood, journalists, CEO of big businesses, multimillionaires and billionaires). ain't that crazy
Person 3: bro you're so anti-semitic
Person 1: problem, kike ?

by JowJow__ March 7, 2020

statistics

A swear word referring to the disgusting experience of having diarrhea at a time when you were supposed to be having fun.

"I can't come to the party, mate, I've got statistics"

by MSc Ed Res November 19, 2015

Statistics

Statistics is the study of lying with facts.

This is technically based on facts but its a lie: Statistics show that more than 80% of dentists recommend Colgate.

by IKnowFax July 20, 2022

Statist's Sister

A woman who is indescribably attractive.

"Johnny got so lucky last night that he fucked Statist's sister."

by Midatsun April 17, 2016

Unboxing Statistics

Unboxing Statistics was a Stats YouTuber and someone who streamed 24/7 streams of subscriber counts. His channel was deleted on the 27th of July 2022, for spam.

Unboxing statistics was a stat YouTuber.

by Unboxing Stats July 27, 2022

Unboxing Statistics

Unboxing Statistics is a YouTuber who makes 24/7 Livestreams, Statistic Videos, and Minecraft Shorts.

He also has a discord server here |
https :/ / discord.gg / PmC6xgwS

Statistics and Subscriber Count Live streams. That’s Unboxing Statistics.

by Unboxing Statistics July 25, 2022

Statisticated

When someone owns you with some statistics

'get statisticated mate'

by wavey76 March 2, 2018