anti-static

Alternative to the well-worn business phrase "proactive."

My boss asked me to be more proactive in this project; I decided it was better to be anti-static.

by Jubilee Dunbar February 5, 2010

scrotum static

Scrotum, see beanbag or nutbag.

static, figure it out yourself.

Ever wear wool underwear? Ouch!

by scrotum static May 25, 2004

static electrocity

When you cant fix your hair for sh!t.

My hair is totally not working today. I have static electrocity.

by Luke Adair January 19, 2008

static shocker

The act of generating static electricity, by shuffling one's feet on a carpet for example, then discharging the electricity to a woman's privates via the shocker for an extra tingle.

Beth: "I was psyched for the shocker last night, but Joe really blew me away with the static shocker.
Cindy: "Static shock! Whoop whoop!"

by Papa Tiempo September 5, 2009

Static Jimbo

A sexual act in which solid frozen feces are inserted into a oriphus (vagina, anus, or mouth).

Max: "Oh man I Static Jimboed my girl last night and she loved that shit!"

Jamie: "Whats a static jimbo?"

Max "Thats when you freeze your shit solid and then bang a chick with it."

Jamie "Oh nice."

by Grubbielove January 8, 2010

Static-X

gayest band of all time. the lead singers hair is the gayest shit i've ever seen.

wow static-x. just from the name i can tell they suck

by my balls your chin March 1, 2005

Berlin Static Cannon

When you are slamming your bitch in the butt on a dirty shag rug, and one then unloads a case of electrically charged cream into the bitchs' anal cavity.

After blowing my Berlin Static Cannon into my hoe last night she is no longer allowed within 75 feet of a grade school without a sheriffs deputy present.

by Cock Cobbler March 13, 2011