safe-stalking

stalking a person to make sure that person is okay.
stalking someone to guarantee that no murderers or other people of less-than-honorable intention are.

ex. what moms do on facebook.

person: "why are you hiding in the bushes?"
safe-stalker: "i'm just safe-stalking so that nothing bad happens to you."

by sheepmeeper December 14, 2010

Stalking

The urge to frantically know everything about a person by searching their facebook, instagram, twitter, tumblr and sometimes even pintrest.

That guy is so hot! Lets stalk him!
She was so stalking me last night, she accidentally liked my profile picture.

by RhiRhi Got back May 30, 2015

Have Fun Staying Poor

Have. Fun. Staying. Poor.

Typically used within the Bitcoin community on the Social Media platform Twitter. "Have. Fun. Staying. Poor." implies the individual who shines a light negatively towards Bitcoin can have fun while staying poor. Whereas the Bitcoiners who frequently Stack Sats towards the goal of 6.15btc "fuck big titty bitches with infinite riches."

"I suggest you read about the history of money so you stop making these lazy uninformed arguments. Really, it is a bit depressing to read that this is how bitcoin supporters think about their "precious".
Bitcoins < shells. But there is nothing wrong with that." - Rodrigo Zeidan (@RodZeidan)

Bitcoin Twitter:

Have Fun Staying Poor

HFSP

by PumpkinToshi January 2, 2021

stalking my cock

Euphemism for masturbation.

I've been stalking my cock all morning trying to get rid of this hangover.

by SHLA June 23, 2011

bathroom stalking

The act of lurking just outside the bathroom door when another person is using it, usually accompanied by some attention-seeking noise or behavior, ensuring that that person will acknowledge your presence and hurry up.

"I'll never be able to pee with you bathroom stalking me like that."

by zachfree August 14, 2011

stalking

Is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.

Jenna had no Idea I was stalking her during her two mile walk along the beach yesterday.

by Joey campana January 20, 2013

shaking the bushes

looking for something; looking for something to do; or thinking of ideas

Person 1: Have you had any ideas for a story lately?

Person 2: No. I'm shaking the bushes trying to come up with something.

by JohnnyFive1983 April 20, 2007