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squinnypig

This is a rodent that is a cross between a guinea pig and a squirrel. They have been spotted in Le Grand California. They also come in different varieties.
Do you think if I left the squinnypig door open that they will come in?
by Squinnypig Lover!!! October 31, 2007
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daylight squint

To squint your eyes from simple daylight, after being inside all day.

Usually being inside consists of surfing the internet, texting all day, or watching TV. First glance of daylight usually comes from opening a window shade, or your door.
Guy1 (outside at 2pm): Yo Bob! Open the door! I'm outside!

Guy2 (daylight squinting out the window): WTF man you didn't call!
by nypaliguy January 20, 2010
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Dirty Squirty Berty

A woman who can squirt great distances; usually with the help of magical fingers
I gave her a dirty squirty berty and she came past her ankles
by 13th Duke May 5, 2009
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squint

Not having the eyes completely open.

Can also mean to look for something that may or may not be there. This definition is mainly used in fanfiction.
There are hints of slash in that oneshot if you squint.
by camilleeee August 5, 2007
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Squirty Bottoms

When your bowel movements are both painful and 100% liquid, you are suffering from squirty bottoms. Also known as 'cappuccino ass' as your ass will hiss and froth during the movement.
(a) Every time I eat take and bake pizza from the grocery store I end up with a horrendous case of squirty bottoms.

(b) Fred's toes curled and his whole body was racked with pain as the hot and frothy excrement spewed forth from his ass. Just before he felt as if he was going to vomit he wondered what gave him such a bad case of squirty bottoms.
by Dasspam November 8, 2009
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Squint Nigger

An Asian of any far-Eastern ilk. One who has squinty eyes.
'The squint-niggers were milling around after they dropped the big one on hiroshima.'
by saline_solution August 10, 2003
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squint-print

The tiny type that one urgently needs to read — such as the directions on a pill bottle or the phone number of a repair person
Thankfully, my drug store provides a magnifying glass in the OTC medication section, to help us old-timers read the squint-print.
by Elena Mancini February 13, 2017
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