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Shuitting

When you're trying to do a shit but your anus keep involuntarily shutting
Sh*t, bro. I'm backed up like a queue of fat kids outside the only cake shop in town. I've been shuitting all week ya.
by The true odog October 27, 2018
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Squatting donkey

While a girl is giving you a blow job from behind you are in the squatting position right as you are about to blow your load you yell “eeer rrrrrr” and kick her in her face.
“Dude I gave Jenna the meanest Squatting donkey last night, dude that’s sick”
by Donkey Squat January 14, 2021
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Squatting Shit Box

A pickup truck or SUV that has been lowered only in the rear rendering it entirely useless for it's original intended purpose.

More homoerotic if it is a Jeep Wrangler.

Typically spotted in Redneck Mecca parking lots and all along the Gulf Coast.

Usually driven by wangsters or urban cowboys wearing trucker hats and wife beaters. Co-piloted by Chupacabras or hoe's beasts.

Typically ride on bargain basement 20's and have twice pipes.
Son: Bad Ass! Look at that Jeep dad!

Dad: (bitch slaps son) That's no Jeep. That's a Squatting Shit Box. You're sure to suck dick driving that POS
by BadSeedSam January 12, 2022
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squimping

a sexual act in which one partner lifts open the foreskin, spits inside it, and then closes it and rubs it around.
“Dude, what’s got you in such a good mood today?”
“My girlfriend finally squimped me last night. I can’t stop thinking about it.”
“She said yes to squimping?!? You lucky bastard!”
“Yeah, man. I got squimped big time.”
by reese witherspoon fan July 11, 2023
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SUB-SQUATTING

A person who has been given permission to live in a forclosed house by the original squatter who has found another home to squat in.
NO I don't actually own this place. I'm just SUB-SQUATTING from Joe, who has moved on to a better neighborhood.
by CORKY GUY August 6, 2010
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squating

Living in someone's house, without permission, while they are away for a long period of time, usually vacation. This act is usually performed by a crack headed neighbor, or a drifter that is aware of your whereabouts.
Them niggas be squating at Marry Janes house while she gone to Jamaica.
by Big tex 77 March 14, 2014
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shunting

Shunting - slang for having sex
"I gave your mum a real good shunting last night. Damn she took it hard"
by yez May 28, 2006
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