Squinch

When you need to save your cigarette for later, you hold it just before the flame between your fingers and squinch out the burning tip.

Ben decided he was not interested in finishing his cigarette and rather squinch it for later.

by Magri August 31, 2018

Sqwincher

A sudden and violent digestive explosion (poop or vomit).

Remember that Hot Pocket I ate for dinner? It just came back to haunt me as a Sqwincher.

Joey: “Yo, the neighbors just called and asked if we’re alright. Apparently they heard screaming coming from the wall in the bathroom.”
Alex: “ Yeah sorry guys, don’t go in there for a minute. I took a And it wasn’t pretty.”

by JeffreyBob May 4, 2019

the squincher

A sex act where you convince your girl to have anal sex, then zap her with a taser while doing the deed.

Man, my girlfriend and I did The Squincher last night, and my nuts are still tingling!

by dick tillman September 19, 2009

Squinch

1. To crumble and tighten your toes together so as to pick up objects with your toes or to disturb another person deeply.

"I squinched Claire's upper thigh because she was annoying me. She cried"

by Hansel Shmi January 19, 2010

squinch

To tighten or bring together.

The kerning looks awful on that. Squinch the "C" and the "O" together.

We were 10 miles from the rest area and I was prairie dogging like crazy. I had to squinch my ass cheeks together to save my dignity.

by SmugSockMonkey January 9, 2005

Squinch

n. the area between the scrotum and buttocks. Also see taint.

I got a nasty film on my squinch after banging that whore, and not showering for a fort night.

by Duney February 5, 2009

squinch

Squinting in anguish

Your favorite soccer teams is in the world cup final. Unfortunately, at the 90th minute, one of its players misses the penalty kick that would make your team world champion.
You see yourself squint??? That was a squinch!

by Jonathan T. aka Jonaphin June 20, 2006