squiding

When one man blows a load into another man's ass and then sucks out his own sperm with a straw.

The emergency room had three cases in which the patients needed their stomachs pumped due to excessive squiding.

by Squid Squidman May 6, 2003

Squidding

When one metaphorically inks the water of an argument when they feel cornered or beat then swims away in retreat.

"Stop squidding LaFupa and have some conviction with what you say."

by Tristen June 21, 2014

Seidling

The act of flirting with any girl within three feet. Usually out of pure desperation for some action, someone who "seidls", or undergoes the act of Seidling, will flirt and hit on anything with a vagina, even if the girl has a boyfriend.

Q:""Hey why is that kid hitting on my girlfriend?"
A: "Oh don't worry, he's just seidling"

Q: "How desperate for action ARE you?!"
A: "I'm so desperate i have to resort to seidling"

by spoonfiend April 28, 2010

Squealing Fan

Lay on your back. Put a chick on your dick and have her put her legs behind her head, and hold her arms out to her sides squealing while you spin her.

"Hey bitch, I'm hot. Get on top of me, spin and scream like a squealing fan so I can cool off."

by Moneysh0t May 2, 2008

alabama squaling monkey

a woman of african decent that lives in alabama who gets nasely penetrated after being flatulated upon.

i was about to hook up with this chick until i realized she was an alabama squaling monkey.

by luvs2sploodge August 20, 2011

Squidging

to "squidge" is to fuck around or to waste time. A "squidger" is a time waster, and "squidging" can also be used as a word to describe "holding out" on someone's stash, beers etc..

Why dont you stop fucking around..... HECTOR, quit squidging and pass me the dutch. Like filling out this dictionary form is a squidge around.

by MackOne April 24, 2009

Squillington

Squillington (adj) to be squid like; floppy; to look like jello.

My arms feel like squillington" or "That girl has some squillington dance moves!

by GIRL WITH A GRILL. September 16, 2010