Michigan Squeezing Twat

Michigan native who you are trying to pass or merge in front of that speeds up to close that gap.

I witnessed a Michigander towing their snowmobiles traveling at 60 mph in the left lane on I96 westbound perform a beautifully executed Michigan Squeezing Twat on a vehicles attempting to pass them.

by norm the plum June 5, 2017

Speelingitis

A rare and serious disease that plagues high school students who cannot spell words correctly.

The way someone infected with speelingitis would spell:

I hove Spellllllliiingggitis.

by speelingitis May 29, 2010

Squellin'

To squel, is to regret a decision you made in the past that has put you in a bad position now

"Latasha he rejected me, but don't worry, soon, he be squellin'"

"Ugh why didn't I but that DVD now there's nothin' to do, ugh, I'm so squellin' right now"

by Franken-Fabulous January 25, 2015

Squealin' a fatty

Taking a comically large dump.

I ate too much Chinese. I'm going to be squealin' a fatty here in a few minutes.

by Gregdoom May 12, 2016

Skeeling

The act of death due to oxygen exposure

My fish is skeeling on the floor right now

by Doctor Dynamo February 11, 2017

squeaming

verb (used without object), squeamed, squeaminig.
1. to wriggle, writhe , cringe, or curl your toes in disgust
2. to feel or display discomfort, distress, or disgust, embarrassment, pain, etc.:

noun
3. the act of being squeamish; a squeaming or wriggling movement.

He was seen squeaming whilst watching the surgeon cut into the patients brain.

by slothgirl69 October 26, 2017

Squeelies

When firework juice explodes to big and you can here it squeel

"Whats that noise?"

"Its the squeelies duh!"

by JoE_mAmaa November 17, 2019