squatch

to have a go? have a piece of, say, an object like cake

gies a squatch of yer wine?
gies a squatch of your phone?

by miiiiiiiiimzandyzzy January 17, 2009

squatchamo

A Particularly LARGE Person Over 6 Feet In Heigth, usually has a “im better than everyone” attitude because they are so Large & is unattractive.

“Damn that’s one tall girl, she looks like a squatchamo”

by Comedy central March 25, 2018

Squatchsker

A man or person that is either too short, too obese, has mental inabilities, or self confidence issues. It may be one or all of the above.

Yeah, I know who he is, he is a Squatchsker, and he gets made fun of for it.

by Seaman Ramone Garcia March 31, 2010

Squatch'd

To drink the "Sasquatch" at Bigfoot Lodge (San Francisco or LA), only to find yourself a little more drunk than you expected.

"Man, I went out to Bigfoot last night. I got so squatch'd! I don't even know how much Wild Turkey they put in that."

by remmyreel April 23, 2010

Squatchpits

pertaining to the condition of having unshaven armpits, or excessively hairy armpits.

She raised her hand and all I saw was her squatchpits.

"I can't go swimming until I shave my squatchpits"

by qn.harpy November 12, 2012

Squatch

Tall hairy man

bad ass} did u see that Squatch

by Squatchnigga May 29, 2015

Squatch

A very hairy pussy

Lauren has quite the squatch

by Cletus junker January 21, 2018