strain the spuds

take a piss

like straining a pot full of potatoes (spuds)

hang on the mike, i gotta go strain the spuds

by tommy gun 21 April 4, 2009

Denver Spud

Tying a rubber band around your balls and then getting a hand job, sometimes paired with autoerotic asphyxiation.

"She didn't have any hair ties when I asked her for a Denver spud, so I had to settle for a bj."

by wet_duck August 20, 2013

drain the spuds

Australian slang.
A male urinating.

I'II just drain the spuds and be back soon.

by gladi August 5, 2008

Sofa Spud

Basically means the same as Couch potato, which means they just sit around on the couch while watching TV and usually eating.

Bill sat around all day watching TV and eating crisps so that makes him a sofa spud.

by Shadow77110 February 1, 2007

spud grinder

a spud grinder is another word for mouth used by british

collin: so i heard you split up with jenny moz: it was just a misunderstanding collin: oh she said you had both moved on... moz: shut your spud grinder!!!

by rellik4life September 26, 2010

Spud head

When someone has a head shaped just like a potato

Ian has a right spud head

by El huevo May 6, 2015

cyber spud

Someone who spends the better part of their day in front of a computer screen. Usually spends this time idily surfing the 'Net, instant-messaging, forwarding messages, etc. (OK, it's the computer-geek version of a couch potato :P)

Jill: "Jack, what are you doing?"
Jack: (in front of a computer screen) "Ehm...surfing the 'Net...instant-messaging my friends...and other stuff..."
Jill: (sighs in exasperation) "Don't you have anything better to do with your time, cyber spud?!"

by The Mysterious Chicken August 24, 2004