The name given to a woman who is destined to be alone and spend her life being a teacher because he needs to be around youth to make up for her wasted long life, and also because she is unaccepted amont her own peer group
by Rusty the George Nelson April 12, 2007
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A term based off the Jerry Springer Show, describing anyone with similar actions as the people who have appeared on the Jerry Springer Show, which makes the person a "Springerite".
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The act of jumping upon the body of another and proceeding to tickle them in a lascivious or humiliating manner.
by Shameless Ignominy November 27, 2015
Get the Sproinke mug.A small town in Southern Oklahoma where the water is full of animal and/or human feces, which makes it undrinkable. But when you do drink it, your teenage daughter will become pregnant. The trees in Springer don't release oxygen, they actually release meth. Every one in Springer loves meth! Springer is a great place to live as long as you want to waste your life away and never take responsibility for your actions or children. Heck, the toddlers on meth too. Even the animals. Everything is made out of meth in Springer. It's as gold mine for tweakers.
Joe: Hey, man. What's your favorite way to do meth and get your daughter pregnant at the same time?
Russell: I just drive out to Springer and drink the water. Boom. Two birds- one stone.
Russell: I just drive out to Springer and drink the water. Boom. Two birds- one stone.
by Ad1211mitch December 19, 2017
Get the Springer mug.A verb and an onomatopoeia for the sound of something growing really rapidly, for example, a leaf flopping out and quickly growing out of a plant, in a cartoon-y sound effect kind of way.
by CalamityClaire June 15, 2020
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by TripleERanch July 16, 2020
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Uh-oh. Bobby's got a springer.
When a girl walks up with an Itty bitty waist and a big butt in your face you get sprung.
Uh-oh. Bobby's got a springer.
When a girl walks up with an Itty bitty waist and a big butt in your face you get sprung.
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