Sperm Perm

The act of ejaculating in a woman's head of hair, causing a real mess.

Ronald gave Gretchen a sperm perm on accident. Her fault though, she should have caught it with her mouth.

by Stevie Y September 5, 2005

sperm cough

Coughing slightly because of semen residue in the throat after swallowing semen.

"Last night I sucked off a couple of guys at the Man Hole bar, and today I have sperm cough."

by burghprof December 20, 2008

Sperm Dumpster

A loose or slutty female whom has fucked a handful of your buddies, and quite possibly you as well. Said female is generally known by your friends as tramp.

"Ya, you're right, man. She is a total Sperm Dumpster. I can't believe she cheated on you with 2 guys!"

by Z the man W January 1, 2009

Sperm Sword

AKA: The Meat Stick, The Self Pumping Hand Cannon, The Thrust Buster, The Squirting Nipple Dart,

Her smelly cat attacked me so I stabbed it with my Sperm Sword...

by cannon July 7, 2004

Sperm

White stuff that comes out of your penis when your uncle rubs it

Ah shit I cummed myself there’s sperm every were

by retard stain August 24, 2019

Sperm Thief

woman who lies about her birth control status.

A Sperm Thief is a Female that will tell you she is on the pill in order to have unprotected sex to produce offspring.

by hahacharadeyou_r 2009 January 6, 2009

sky-sperm

The trail of ice left behind by a rocket in a clear blue sky.

Ex: Dude! Look at that sky-sperm!
That's a fucking mindfuck!

by cavepig April 18, 2009