splitter-splatter

Noun.

When one cums or pukes, or the combination of the two. Possibly at the same time.
Guy : That sex was so good I splitter-splattered!
by Matt Axley April 28, 2008
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Clam Splitter

Slang for male genitalia, otherwise known as "The Slong; Penis; Dominator; Span Javelin".
If your female accomplice, of a horned up disposition requests a bone jump, she may say "Ho baw jaws, give us some of your clam splitter the now!"
by Dom and Andy September 09, 2006
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clit splitter

the act of taking your hard cock and fucking your partner in the vagina until you rip her a new hole.
i want you to make a clit splitter in me.
by Ryan Gerard July 12, 2006
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log splitter

to squat over a person's face & take a crap, the turd splitting across the bridge of the nose
I ran into Colby the other day & greeted him with a log splitter
by dhard-as-hell September 22, 2003
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pussy splitter

sum1 that is the best fuck, so good they split your pussy, same with buttcracker
"ooo james, your nigger T over there, he is such a pussy splitter"
"well, call me up Yolana"
"well 2 is beta than 1"
"fuck yeah, im in!"
by baybee gurl May 30, 2004
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Side splitter

sex move in which woman on her side bottom leg straight top leg straight up in air
by JBut November 25, 2007
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