face splinters

Man stubble as defined by a 5 year old.

Daddy, your beard looks like lot of little splinters in your face. Face splinters.

by Semada July 16, 2017

anal splinters

Splinters you get in your

anus after using a wooden dildo in your bumhole

Fuck mate, I have anal splinters from the anal I did with that wooden dildo my friend got me

by pponkie September 27, 2019

Dyke Splinter

When a lesbian eats a hairy pussy, and they get a hair splinter in their mouth

I was eating this hot ass lesbian bitch, and she gave me a Dyke Splinter

by penisfucker9000 April 18, 2022

you'll get splinters

A derogatory rebuff to someone who is constantly sitting on the fence.

Grow some balls and form an opinion or you'll get splinters.

by Rikstir February 4, 2014

butt splunker

a person overly arroused by the rectal location of the human body. sometimes a slang for a obviously homosextual male.

"dude that girl's got an awesome butt"
"chill out ya butt splunker"


"that guy is a total butt splunker"

by skullking April 8, 2009

Splinter Cell

One of the greatest video game series of this generation. Splinter Cell revolves around you (Sam Fisher) going on espionage missions for the NSA. The actually stories are a bit complicated I don't even stand all of it myself but I don't play games for stories.

Unlike most game series, this one gets better with each release. Comparing it to MGS is just silly, they are two amazing franchises.

Chaos Theory (3rd of the series, not counting the shitty handheld versions) is one of my favorite games ever. It eliminates all the trial and error of the first two and really makes it much more enjoyable(I've beaten it 7 times already). It's so flexible and flat out amazing in terms of everything that makes a game good. Good graphics, amazing soundtrack, deep and flexible gameplay, and replayiblity. Don't get me started on how amazing the multiplayer is because words don't do it justice. It's so genious yet so underrated.

Splinter Cell games so far:

Splinter Cell
Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow
Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
Splinter Cell: Double Agent

The new one (Double Agent) is due out very soon. It will own your soul.

by aldwardo October 13, 2006

splinter

a guy/girl that is annoying and won't leave you alone; someone who calls and talks too much, etc.

"He called me like 8 times today...such a splinter!

by nilya February 18, 2007