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spaffin'

Im gonna be spaffin' in yo face later on bitch
by King Rou December 18, 2007
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splashing

Wearing an outfit with an obvious dominate and central color.
Last night I wore a red hat, red shirt and all red shoes. I was definitely splashing.
by Agent_K September 29, 2010
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Splatting

Stealing a large quantity of Taco Bell hot souce(at least 40 packages), then proceeding by opening the package and throwing it at a cars windshield.
Lets go splatting on that dudes car!
by a guy that loves to party September 23, 2011
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Squaffing

pronounced sc-wa-ff-ing

(drinking wine with attitude)

recreational gulp of wine with attitude...

very fun after work.

(you can only squaff down wine)
richard's really squaffing that red, bad ass!
by squaff4fun July 16, 2011
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White-'splaining

2. When a white person commits a heinous act only to have it explained away by other way people as "not that bad" or is otherwise given the benefit of the doubt in a way that would not never happen for anybody who wasn't white.

3. Actually it doesn't even have to be a heinous act. It can even be normal behavior. Like the way they admire other white people from Europe. They would break their necks trying to help someone who speaks French or German. Let someone speak Spanish and they just shout something like, "Speak English!"

Ex. Mexicans are "foreigners" or "immigrants" (even thought they're actually from the same continent!) but white people from Europe are "travelers" or "expats".
Real life examples of White-'splaining:

Real Life Example 1: White man who is the father of 2 was found guilty of possessing kiddie porn.
Response from another white person: "Just because he had kiddie porn doesn't mean he was a bad father - unless it was his kids in the pictures."

Real Life Example 2: Those black people just keep shooting each other. Their neighborhoods are filled with crime. We should lock them all up.
Response from white people after Columbine, Newtown, Chris Benoit and every other white mass shooting: This a terrible tragedy but there's nothing we can do about it. It just happened.

Random Example 3: White guy robs a bank: He was at the end of his rope trying to feed his family. Mexican guy robs a bank: Those people shouldn't be here anyway.
by trekkiebear January 3, 2014
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splatting

When you puke so hard that walls surrounding you become covered in sick.
Oh man, I drank so much last night I actually started splatting.
by donttouchmeok June 22, 2009
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saffing

Acronym meaning the state of mind that goes along with wearing shorts and flip flops (i.e. acronym is for Shorts And Flip Flops). It's a state of happiness, of being free, a relaxed state of mind. One in which you walk slowly because you're in no rush to get anywhere, and the air around you is comfortable. It is completely understandable for one's goal in life to be saffing for as high a percentage of time as possible.
"So what are you up to?"
"Just saffing down on the boardwalk, checking out the waves. Man I love summer."
by goldenbear26 February 3, 2010
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