Spite

When you hate someone or hate something they do and want to purposely upset them. Also doing the opposite of what someone wants purely for the fun of it. Like that one time that I took a shower in under a minute because my mom refused to tell my friend that I was taking a shower and instead wanted to let him leave.
I live purely out of spite for the people who want me dead. Like myself.
by skull-eater April 26, 2023
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Spite

“Dude you’re so spiteful you’re being a real glen rn
by Classicglen. May 12, 2021
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Spite

No. YOU are a retard and you though I was talking about YOU so YOU are doing this.
Hym "Nooooo. It wasn't spite. You weren't even a factor. You still aren't a factor. You though I was talking about YOU because you have an inflated sense of existential importance and now you have to scramble to figure out how you justify steal a revenge that isn't even owed to the retard I was actually talking about AND how you are going to get me to not murder some poor slobs kid so you can pretend to not be inferior to someone you are clearly inferior than. No amount of media aggrandizement is going to change the fact that YOU THOUGH YOU WERE DOING SOMETHING YOU WEREN'T and you THOUGHT you were something you were not."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2024
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Spite Cooling

When you’re space is cool but you keep the air conditioner(s) running because you hate the fucking heat and humidity.
“Dad, it’s pretty cool in here, should I turn the AC down?”
Fuck that. I’m spite cooling this bitch”.
by Glorth2 July 12, 2023
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Spite Playlisting

The act of creating a playlist on Spotify out of sheer rage, due to one of the following 13 reasons:

1) You can't figure out how Spotify works.
2) Your favourite brand is getting a new minimalist design.
3) I'm looking at you, Discord...
4) You found some bitch at the club.

5) La La Land.
6) Your goldfish drowns.
7) Your mom.
8) A lemon person has threatened to turn your girlfriend into broth.
9) Edward.
10) Your friend made a deez nutz joke.
11) What do you call a dinosaur that like flies and breathes fire?
12) DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YOUR FACE-
13) You will never know the epic highs and lows of high school football.
Person 1: "That means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football."
Person 2: "I dropped out in the fourth grade to run drugs for my nana!"
Person 1: "Shut the fuck up or I'll start spite playlisting..."
by LennyPhoenix May 14, 2021
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