Term used to describe a particular language in which the speaker knows not of what he speaks. The act of spewing verbal shit out of your mouth or anus.
DJ: "I really feel like eating subway for dinner, the sandwiches there are so filling and delicious"
Fred: "DJ you are speaking fluent sphinctish right now, subway is awful."
Fred: "DJ you are speaking fluent sphinctish right now, subway is awful."
by Jackson 5 9898 December 7, 2012
Get the Sphinctish mug.Some people are very {uptight}. They are tense, anxious and often very controlling or argumentative. What's important is their effect on other people. People's blood pressure goes up. Conflicts arise. Uptight people high on the sphincter scale cause are so tight in their rear-ends, that they cause tremors wherever they go.
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A immigrant truck driver from India or Pakistan who, whilst sitting spun out on a hill on the highway, and blocking several vehicles, asked about tire chains, responds “I cannot do”
(On LADD 1)
Truck Driver 1: “Why is there so much traffic on the hill today?”
Truck Driver 2: “There is a sphindoo blocking the road”
Truck Driver 1 “why the fuck doesn’t he have his chains on?”
The Sphindoo in question: “I cannot do”
Truck Driver 1: “Why is there so much traffic on the hill today?”
Truck Driver 2: “There is a sphindoo blocking the road”
Truck Driver 1 “why the fuck doesn’t he have his chains on?”
The Sphindoo in question: “I cannot do”
by Thic_Boi_ALBERT July 17, 2023
Get the Sphindoo mug.Uptight, reserved, unable to let loose. The epitome of anal-retentive. Like a bag with a drawstring pulled tight.
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Get the sphincterized mug.by Ira Auberg July 3, 2008
Get the sphinct mug.noun (slang); An allusion to the Richter Scale which, instead of measuring seismic activity, quantifies the magnitude of undesirable aspects. One of many colloquialisms used to define this magnitude (synonyms: suck-o-meter, dick meter, fail scale, et al).
"I give this whole thing a Sphincter Factor of about 9.5!" -- 'Hippy' (Todd Graff) in The Abyss (film, 1989, dir. James Cameron). Possible origin.
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