by TylerSpears September 20, 2011
A walking Barbie doll, all made of plastic and head just as hollow.
She tried to copy Jessica Simpson's Newlyweds show, and just managed to prove to the world how stupid hollywood blondes are.
She tried to copy Jessica Simpson's Newlyweds show, and just managed to prove to the world how stupid hollywood blondes are.
by fuckitall220 June 19, 2006
Some dumb white trash bitch that can't sing and drops babies, and has a moochin homewreckin husband dat can't rap but swears he can
Sean>da baby< sittin in the high chair
Brittany spears dumb ass comes and picks him up starts walkin and BAM! drops him. she says "ummmmmm kevin, look?" he says "i dunt care Popozao"
wdf iz popozao?
Brittany spears dumb ass comes and picks him up starts walkin and BAM! drops him. she says "ummmmmm kevin, look?" he says "i dunt care Popozao"
wdf iz popozao?
by shwstppn856 September 01, 2006
by mike Hunt April 08, 2004
An ancient Christian mythological artifact. The Spear of Destiny refers to the legendary spear point that was used to kill Jesus on the cross at the hands of a Roman soldier. Passed down through history, this artifact purportedly bestows supernatural powers upon the weilder. It is sometimes believed to be a focus for the powers of evil, as in the 2005 film, "Constantine."
The fictional artifact disappeared after WWII. However, an actual artifact of this description has been scientifically examined during contemporary times and found to have originated many centuries later than legend claimed.
The fictional artifact disappeared after WWII. However, an actual artifact of this description has been scientifically examined during contemporary times and found to have originated many centuries later than legend claimed.
by Crimson February 21, 2005
Verb;
known as "^"
1.An act of dominating an opponent.
2.to beat an opponent while displaying a high degree of skill and style.
3.To kick the proverbial shit out of someone.
4.To administer a particularly rough act of sex.
5.To be the victim of an unfortunate calamity.
known as "^"
1.An act of dominating an opponent.
2.to beat an opponent while displaying a high degree of skill and style.
3.To kick the proverbial shit out of someone.
4.To administer a particularly rough act of sex.
5.To be the victim of an unfortunate calamity.
"I spear dicked your mom so bad last night."
"The teacher spear dicked me on that project"
"Cross me again and I will spear dick the shit out of you"
"The teacher spear dicked me on that project"
"Cross me again and I will spear dick the shit out of you"
by Jeff and Adrian June 03, 2011
Another spiritually inspired poem. Bud McKinney the Blackfoot redneck is the father of Christ Bob.
Bob=Body of Believer. Mercy for all those who accept my son.
Married to the truth and by my faith, I live.
You can take nothing from me that I wouldn't just give.
Your world began when you were birthed.
The good Book is for your life, not your death.
In the beginning, you were born. Innocent
Let there be light is a father's prayer that a newborn will have sight.
I give my word as my bond and handshake as the signature on that bond.
Jesus did not ask for water on the cross, and the Lord knew what he needed.
I am he who was dead but shall live forever,
My immortality can only be a son's spiritual endeavor.
God's instructions to the soldier, "END THE SUFFERING"
The spear is in the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation"
He is the one who can Unite this Nation.
Bob=Body of Believer. Mercy for all those who accept my son.
Married to the truth and by my faith, I live.
You can take nothing from me that I wouldn't just give.
Your world began when you were birthed.
The good Book is for your life, not your death.
In the beginning, you were born. Innocent
Let there be light is a father's prayer that a newborn will have sight.
I give my word as my bond and handshake as the signature on that bond.
Jesus did not ask for water on the cross, and the Lord knew what he needed.
I am he who was dead but shall live forever,
My immortality can only be a son's spiritual endeavor.
God's instructions to the soldier, "END THE SUFFERING"
The spear is in the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation"
He is the one who can Unite this Nation.
“Destiny’s spear”
My treasure is a spiritual gift yet unclaimed.
My spirit slips through the keyhole in the closed-door just the same.
The voice In my heart comes with Cadence and timing,
without effort, my words start rhyming.
All this is coming off the top of my head,
there is a crown missing for a man who was dead.
I baptized my son in the Holy Okie spirit
and promised him someday the whole world would hear it.
He is a RAM with his horns entangled
wondering how his life got so mangled.
He does not complain and has no fear
because my spirit is always near.
My mother Mary taught him the Bible,
and our ancestry has always been Tribal.
When god's son said why has thou forsaken me,
God sent a soldier with the spear of destiny.
Yes, all these words are shot from the hip,
and destiny's spear has a broken tip.
My treasure is a spiritual gift yet unclaimed.
My spirit slips through the keyhole in the closed-door just the same.
The voice In my heart comes with Cadence and timing,
without effort, my words start rhyming.
All this is coming off the top of my head,
there is a crown missing for a man who was dead.
I baptized my son in the Holy Okie spirit
and promised him someday the whole world would hear it.
He is a RAM with his horns entangled
wondering how his life got so mangled.
He does not complain and has no fear
because my spirit is always near.
My mother Mary taught him the Bible,
and our ancestry has always been Tribal.
When god's son said why has thou forsaken me,
God sent a soldier with the spear of destiny.
Yes, all these words are shot from the hip,
and destiny's spear has a broken tip.
by Spiritual-Master January 23, 2022