parallel snarking

1. v. - the act of harassing a driver, from the passenger seat, into attempting to fit his car into a space that is too small.

2. v. - ridiculing a driver, from the passenger seat, during the act of parallel parking.

1. Passenger: "Whoa, you banged that fender pretty hard."

Driver: "Well, I didn't think I would fit here until all your parallel snarking about how easy it would be to pull in."

2. Passenger: "Dude, how many times are you going to back up and pull forward until you stick the landing?

Driver: "Hey, I can't concentrate on what I'm doing if you're sitting there parallel snarking."

by scatterfan September 16, 2009

brutal spanking

A brutal spanking is defined as a grown man releasing the full extent of his anger by spanking the naked and exposed ass of another grown man. Often bestowed upon individuals as retribution for an unforgivable transgression. Brutal spankings are often delivered in front of people the spankee knows as to ensure lasting social stigma and humiliation.

When I caught Arnold mid coitus with my house pet, I bestowed upon him the epitome of my rage via a "Brutal Spanking" in front of his mother and girlfriend. When his mother pressed charged I made a return visit to gift to her a subsequent "Brutal Spanking."

by Spenstastic December 6, 2013

Cathartic spanking

An emotional release through spanking or other form of punishment from a sub's Dominant.

She asked her Dom to give her a cathartic spanking, in order for her to release her frustrations and emotions.

by LittleGagDoll May 10, 2016

spanking the rabbit

A Latin American meal at half price.

#1: Yo homie, I's just spanking the rabbit.

#2: Word?

#3: Keep on riding dat velvet whale, homie!!

by Commitment Elvis March 3, 2009

tele-spankin' the monkey

Term for when IT or sales staff "work from home" three days per week.

You can't get any fuckin' thing done around here because those support pukes are tele-spankin' the monkey.

by Three Beers April 10, 2009

Rankin Spankin

To get punked out on a ridiculous Facebook post.

He is full of crap. He needs a Rankin Spankin

by doonzie December 18, 2014

European Sharking

1. A heinous yet undeniable satisfactory act where a man, ussually masked and hooded, qiuetly masturbates unnoticed in a corner until the moment prior to ejaculation, at which point he runs up to an unsuspecting woman and bestows his load upon her face, then sprints away before revenge can be enacted upon him

2. The process of blowing a load onto a women wearing high heels to ensure a safe get-a-way, ussually with a hidden camera man nearby to immortalize the sheer audacity of the sharker

3. For another version, see japanese sharking

"Damn european sharking got me again, time to bust out the industrial strength shampoo!"

Friend 1: Good God, arent you a whore?
Friend 2: No... it was a european sharker, the bastard!
Friend 1: Well did you make him pay for it?
Friend 2: I was wearing high heals *starts crying* he got away..

by Jakndakster November 2, 2011