sparklebeard

a word originated from egyptian hieroglyphics; sparklebeard is used to describe a heightened sense of beard. when the facial hair becomes self aware.

Did you see that man's beard? It looked full on sparklebeard. I swear that beard just winked at me. If it were possible, that beard could be the king president.

by headweight February 3, 2010

Sparkle Snatcher

Legendary creature that embodies everything that’s gay and fabulous.

Also known as someone that is Gay or Lesbian.

Bisexuals are half.

Boy: Dude, my ex was really a sparkle snatcher
other boy: How do you know?
Boy:she is dating a girl now.

by wtfitsgina April 3, 2011

sparkle

What the Twilight vampires do.

Edward Cullen: LOLZ I SPARKLE
Bella Swan: OMG EDWARD U IS A DISCO BALL
Edward Cullen: inorite

by Todderslol June 15, 2009

Sparkle pussy

1: feeling very flattered and horny at the same time

2:when strap a woman (object) to a metal table and lock her up with chains then grap the stolen glitter from you local kindergarten then sprinkle it on her pussy on the out side and inside

(hint if your Italian you have to sprinkle it the Italian way) then fuck her with the glitter bottle

Man: let’s have sex
Woman (object):no, let’s do sparkle pussy
Man:that’s a great idea

by Sparkle pussy April 4, 2019

Sparkle Fag

Person who has read all three Twilight books, makes references to all four of them, and either loves Edward Cullen or Jacob Black and hates Bella.

Bea said, "I wish my boyfriend sparkled."

Mac looked at his girlfriend and said, "Sparkle fag."

by Felix n Chewy August 17, 2009

Spankable buttocks

_____backside that needs, or has the ability of being deserving of swift strikes.

Because Bobby was such a misbehaving lad, he had the most spankable buttocks in town.

by Bob Lewis August 22, 2006

Sparkle Squad

A group of young adult males or females that keep their genitals and pubic regions very clean. They are so clean that they 'sparkle' down there.

I'll only go down on a girl if she's part of the Sparkle Squad. Only clean and shaven vagina for me, thanks.

by Laffytaffy12 April 26, 2011